Scotland


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DATE: Jan. 24, 2016, 12:27 p.m.

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  1. An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman.
  2. “Where ye from, pal?" asked the Scotsman, after they had chatted for a while.
  3. "I am from the finest country in the whole wide world." replied the Aussie.
  4. "Ere ye now!?" questioned the other, "Ye have a damn funny accent for a Scotsman!"

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