[12:24 AM, 1/27/2017] +234 706 664 6955: FUNNY!! FUNNY!!!!
A professor was travelling by boat on a high sea. On their way, he asked the sailor: ‘Hey! do u know Oceanology? Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Physiology?'
Epidemology?
‘NO’ said the sailor.
The Prof got angry and said: 'then what do u know? You will die of illetracy'!.
30 minutes later, the boat started sinking. The sailor looked at Prof who is visibly shaking and asked: 'Prof, do u know Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology?
‘NO’ said the Prof.
Sailor: Well that means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and u will Dielogy with your Knowledgeology because of your Badmouthology and grammartology. 😆😀😅😂
Morals
Don't be proud!
You are not an island of knowledge, don't look down on anyone, we all have different grace and ability.
Pls share this postology and put smilelogy on ur friends' faceology. Happy weekology 😜 😛😝😜
[11:17 AM, 1/27/2017] +234 706 664 6955: Dayo on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.
Dayo: To you my wife (Roju), take over the Petroleum Company.
Roju: Started crying loudly.
Dayo: To you my first son (Ola), take over the shopping mall and the gas station.
Ola: Screaming.
Dayo: To you my second son (Ishola), take over the Airport.
Ishola: Crying louder.
Dayo: To you my third son (Dolapo), take over Sheraton Hotel.
Dolapo: Wailing.
Dayo: To you my only daughter (Dammy), the Teaching Hospital is yours.
Dammy : Crying loudest.
😭😭
The confused nurse in the room with them asked: "I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, at least your Dad left you a great deal of properties to make you all comfortable till the end of time".
Wife: Properties kor, comfortable ni. He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday...
😀😆😅😂😃😂😅😂
