During a science excursion, the following dialogue ensued between a teacher and a fresh student in a college. Teacher: Do you understand Biology? Student: I don't understand it sir. Teacher:. Do you also understand Physiscology? Student: I have no idea also. Teacher: Then half (1/2) of your life is gone. Suddenly, the ship they were traveling in began to sink, everybody scrambled to safety leaving the teacher and the fresh student. The teacher did not know how to swim, and was drinking gallons of water. The student then asks:
Student: My teacher do you know Swimmingtology? Teacher(in panic): Noooooooo, I have no idea. Student(swimming away safety): Then the whole of your life is gone sir! "Rest In Peace" Sir.
