GETTING LAID FOR DUMMIES:
Hi there! Almost didnt see you!
Anyways;
There are three steps to persuading women into having sex with you.
Step number 1: Trap her! Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.
Step 2: Insult your princess! Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self esteem, THE HIGHER YOUR CHANCES BRO!. It’s been biologically proven! BY ME!
Step 3: Shamelessly brag. Not quite lying, but close. Make up a stories about how you singlehandedly murdered a wild animal. Such stories are going to release a hormone deep inside the females body called Insatia. It makes ovulate for sex!
And thats pretty much it, bros. But there are a few other things to keep in mind aswell:
-Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Momatomin!
-When you get into an elevator with her, press a higher number and then make a big fuzz about it!
-Push her in a lake and dont help her to get out again!
-Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your but crack is
-Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it!
-Use the word idiot!
-NEVER EVER make her pancakes, force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night.
Have fun and good luck!
