HOW TO GET LAID IN THREE EASY STEPS


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DATE: April 5, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

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  1. GETTING LAID FOR DUMMIES:
  2. Hi there! Almost didnt see you!
  3. Anyways;
  4. There are three steps to persuading women into having sex with you.
  5. Step number 1: Trap her! Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.
  6. Step 2: Insult your princess! Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self esteem, THE HIGHER YOUR CHANCES BRO!. It’s been biologically proven! BY ME!
  7. Step 3: Shamelessly brag. Not quite lying, but close. Make up a stories about how you singlehandedly murdered a wild animal. Such stories are going to release a hormone deep inside the females body called Insatia. It makes ovulate for sex!
  8. And thats pretty much it, bros. But there are a few other things to keep in mind aswell:
  9. -Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Momatomin!
  10. -When you get into an elevator with her, press a higher number and then make a big fuzz about it!
  11. -Push her in a lake and dont help her to get out again!
  12. -Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your but crack is
  13. -Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it!
  14. -Use the word idiot!
  15. -NEVER EVER make her pancakes, force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night.
  16. Have fun and good luck!

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