Kevin Messi Tembo
Buys PS4 for 399:
>Gets on PS4
>Puts in game
>Plays Game
>Haves fun
Buys XBox One for 499:
>Gets home
>Plugs it in
>Tries to put in game
>Forgets that you HAVE to have Xbox Live to play any game no matter if its single player or multi
>Gets out credit card and buys month of XBox Live for 10$
>Tries to play
>Forgot to buy Kinect Camera because it has to have the camera on at all times so it can watch you masturbate
>Goes back to store buys Kinect for 100$
>Turns on Kinect and tries again
>Game still won't work because it is a Used Copy of the game because Used ones don't work
>Go back and buy a new copy for 60$
>Come back and wait 30 minutes for it to see if its new
>Finally starts game after 4 hours
>Gets ready to play the new Dead Rising 3
>Little brother comes in my room
>Little brother yells "XBOX OFF!" and it turns off
>Start to cry
>Get cancer because of Xbox One
>Have to live the next 30 years in a hospital because you're dying alone
>Die at age 50 because of Xbox One
