Night Out


SUBMITTED BY: davy73

DATE: Feb. 6, 2016, 10:42 p.m.

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  1. A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.
  2. "Out drinking again!?" she says.
  3. "How much money did you spend this time?"
  4. "$100," answers the man.
  5. "$100!!!" she shouts, "That is ridiculous, spending that much in one night!"
  6. "Easy for you to say," he replies, "You do not smoke, you do not drink, and you have your own pussy."

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