Melancholish braggadocios


SUBMITTED BY: pinnacleseth

DATE: Sept. 5, 2017, 6:36 p.m.

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  1. The way people get emotional during weddings sha.... You don't want to buy asoebi because you have similar fabric- trouble. You don't want to join bridal train- issue. You leave whatsapp group filled with strangers and bride's friends from high school that you don't know chatting about shit you dont know - wahala. You wont be around for bridal shower - matter. Like really???! Oya vex and let me be so I can have the perfect excuse to go quiet. No oh! They will take you on a guilt trip for all the times they got you cocktails at sip and rhapsody and that particular day your ATM didn't work 😂 Friendship these days is expensive ooh. Don't envy anyone who has a quiver filled with them.
  2. My babe telling me that if we are in at the same time i must be in ATL for her dress fitting and 'yes to the dress' after-party 😂😂 like what the freaking frack is that?!! Never heard of that party before. New one? Who makes these ideas up? God knows the only people I will stress at my wedding are those I have paid money to deliver goods/provide services. Jeez...... Jeez....

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