My maid wanted a salary raise.
I asked for 3 reasons on why she deserved a raise.
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Me: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told Me!
Me: Ok, second reason?
Maid: I can iron Better than you.
Me: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Me: Ok, and the third reason?
Maid: I am also Better in bed than you! This time I got very mad & was getting ready to break her head. I asked, Did my husband say that?
Maid: No, your driver told me that I'm better in bed than you are.
Me: Please lower your voice. I will increase your salary....
