Joke #5

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DATE: July 10, 2013, 3:31 p.m.

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  1. THINGS MEN DON'T SAY
  3. -- Let's watch Lifetime.
  5. -- Sex is overrated.
  7. -- I don't want to go too far on the first date.
  9. -- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you.
  11. -- Don't we owe your mother a visit?
  13. -- I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down.
  15. -- Dessert goes right to my hips.
  17. -- I hate when I miss Oprah.
  19. -- Does this suit make me look fat?
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