Super Serious Joke....


SUBMITTED BY: ExcellentCockraoch

DATE: Aug. 21, 2020, 6:28 p.m.

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  1. One evening father passed his daughter’s bedroom and
  2. heard her saying her prayers. Smiling to himself, he stopped
  3. to listen and heard her say, “God bless mummy, God bless
  4. daddy, God bless Grandpa, bye bye Grandma.”
  5. How odd, thought father, but he didn’t want his daughter to
  6. know he’d been listening so he didn’t say anything to her. But
  7. tragically, next day Grandma collapsed and died. A few
  8. months went by and one evening father heard his daughter
  9. praying again.
  10. “God bless mummy, God bless daddy, bye bye Grandpa. No,
  11. it couldn’t mean anything thought father apprehensively, but
  12. next morning they received a telegram to say that Grandpa
  13. had passed away in his sleep!
  14. The household got back to normal and almost a year passed
  15. before father heard his daughter again.
  16. “God bless mummy, bye bye daddy.”
  17. Absolutely panic-stricken, father stayed up all night, too
  18. frightened to sleep in case he didn’t wake up. The next
  19. morning he walked to work instead of taking the car, in case
  20. there was an accident, and spent the day at his desk doing
  21. very little but worrying. When he got home that evening he
  22. collapsed into a chair, his nerves in pieces, and told his wife
  23. all about the nightmare day that he’d had.
  24. She replied, “You’re not the only one to have had a bad day.
  25. This morning when I opened the front door I found the
  26. gasman dead on the front doorstep.”

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