I forgot how to tie my shoes once. I think Heathen Chemistry is a good album. I have been in 2 relationships 4 if you count the long-distance ones all nearly lasting a year, but have never kissed or been kissed by a girl yet. I quite enjoy hockey. I'm the most boring and quiet person I know. I hate how lazy I am but I am to lazy to do anything about it. Wait, how do I tie my shoes again? I bleached my hair once, when I was in grade 7 and I've gotten stupider since then-though I'm sure its just a coincidence. The only coffee I've enjoyed was on an airplane. There, I said it. Now what do you lot have to say? Im probably not as tall as people think I am. Sometimes I get bad acne. I barely talk to my friends. I think I'm getting chubby. After getting pissed on Vodka on an empty stomach I was in pain for day, 8 months sober a week ago. I'm not actually Evil. There are certain guys I find attractive but in a non sexual capacity. I cried the day I finished school for good. I find The Ultimate Warrior inspiring if I'm about to lift or run. I only just recently got over not going to my prom last year If youre having trouble with this just remember it would just be a happy memory now but youve had MANY of those with the your friends over the years. I once wagged school to meet Liam Gallagher. I'm still pissed they killed Lynsey off Hollyoaks. I once realised I was in love with someone after listening to If I Had A Gun with them, didnt end well haha. I liked some of the stuff on Lulu. I thought I was tall enough till grade 12, all these kids in lower grades than me were stupidly tall. I only have 1 friend left really-last time I spoke to him was about a month ago, the others moved, do stuff I despise, drinking, drugs, basketball. I was alright on Grad night till the end, we all got on the bleachers and celebrated that we graduated-tossing our hats and stuff, thats when it hit me I graduated and I bawled like an idiot. Also I think top hats should be brought back into the world for wearing without some excuse like Halloween or reliving the olden days. Top hats are, well top. I'm probably not as talkitive as some think I;m one of the worst people to critic anything. I have some very good Facebook friends who are Muslim I hate Tony Abbott and Julia Gillard not because the latter is a female and ginger, liars the pair of them I hate this whole NWO not the wrestling organisation theory Matthew White should be Prime minister I have not once apologized for Romney in anyway. I just wanted people to understand that the way society views Mormons isn't at all how they actually are. Believe me when I say that I am much more skeptical of Romney than most Republican candidates, because he is Mormon. As a religion we get enough crap as is, and he hasn't exactly helped us out any. I do strongly believe that one individual shouldn't be held up as the standard by which all other members of a faith are judged. Well, I love to clean. It gives a very satisfying, deep down feeling. When you clean, it's like you're fighting crime. See, problems always develop in neglected areas so it kind of makes you feel like batman or whoever when you get in there with a vaccuum, disinfectant, and dusting mitt. Cleaning while listening to music is truly an afternoon well spent. There's some special moments between a man and his mop shared when the place looks sparking and shiny. It gives a very satisfying, deep down feeling. When you clean, it's like you're fighting crime. See, problems always develop in neglected areas so it kind of makes you feel like batman or whoever when you get in there with a vaccuum, disinfectant, and dusting mitt. Cleaning while listening to music is truly an afternoon well spent. There's some special moments between a man and his mop shared when the place looks sparking and shiny. It gives a very satisfying, deep down feeling. When you clean, it's like you're fighting crime. See, problems always develop in neglected areas so it kind of makes you feel like batman or whoever when you get in there with a vaccuum, disinfectant, and dusting mitt. Cleaning while listening to music is truly an afternoon well spent. There's some special moments between a man and his mop shared when the place looks sparking and shiny. It gives a very satisfying, deep down feeling. When you clean, it's like you're fighting crime. See, problems always develop in neglected areas so it kind of makes you feel like batman or whoever when you get in there with a vaccuum, disinfectant, and dusting mitt. Cleaning while listening to music is truly an afternoon well spent. There's some special moments between a man and his mop shared when the place looks sparking and shiny. I often suffer from a lack of self confidence, especially creatively. I've lived in a van and for nearly half my life was basically homeless. I have a dry, sarcastic, morbid, and self deprecating sense of humor. I can quote Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, and Shawshank Redemption at will. Except to one person. I'm a lot more emotional than I look. I moan a lot. Yes, I've cried at a concert. I send my self crazy because of one person. I'm pretty sure I had the beginnings of a breakdown on Saturday. If I could do anything, I'd be a frontman. I have felt sick for a month. I don't think any of you will give half a fuck about what I just wrote. Independent politically but lean towards libertarian views. Dem's and Rep's politicians for the most part I hate because they really are very similar to me. Come to the conclusion that out of self interest people wont change the way things are but we need to. Christian although its something I constantly question. Faith is important to me. I hate when people argue and don't respect each others beliefs. My current girlfriend and I randomly hooked up this past winter we were high school friends and we have been in a relationship for the 8 months. I miss my home a lot and all my close friends there. Smoke weed and I get pretty frustrated when I think of all the illegitimate reasons why it's illegal. Am an only child so I'm pretty self reliant. I'm very close to my parents usually talk to them at least once a day. Some days I wonder if I'm truly living the life I want to live. I think baseball is insanely boring to watch but not to bad to play. I like most people believe I have something special to offer the but haven't quite figured out how to tap into it. Hate my family, the whole fucking lot of them. Except my grandma, and my godparents. They're the only ones really looking out for me, my parents are useless and the only thing in the way of my life. I have no religion, and if I ever have to deal with god wherever I end up going when I'm die, I'm telling him he's full of shit. I could care less about politics. I always disagree heavily with at least one aspect of everyone's stand on environment, education, abortion, healthcare, etc. So there's no point in choosing. I've never had a boyfriend either, but I've been very close to someone for the last 10 years who's half the world away. I enjoy casually flirting though. I'm not gay, but I wouldn't say no.