Pickup Lines


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DATE: May 2, 2014, 10:10 p.m.

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  1. I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.
  2. Perhaps you would like to exchange fluids and secretions in a simulated atmosphere?
  3. If I said you had a pronounced sloping brow, would you hold it against me?
  4. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  5. There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?
  6. Are you busy tonight at around 3 a.m.?
  7. You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
  8. Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
  9. I didn't know angels could fly so low.
  10. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
  11. You can find more of these pickup lines at http://jokes.cc.com/funny-pick-up-lines

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