local RJokes = {
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.",
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.",
"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.",
"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays.",
"What would martin Luther king be if he was white? Alive.",
"Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.",
"What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas? My bike.",
"Why wasn't there any blacks in the flint stones? Because they were still monkeys.",
"How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighbourhood? The Blacks get car insurance.",
"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break.",
"Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.",
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.",
"A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama.",
"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.",
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit.",
"Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the History channel.",
"Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job.",
"What's long and hard on a nigger? First grade.",
"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line.",
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal.",
"I'm not racist, my shadow is black.",
"What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!",
"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.",
"What you call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.",
"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People.",
"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.",
"How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!",
"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.",
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!",
"Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).",
"Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk.",
"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots.",
"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the shits for a month.",
"Black magic.... It doesn't work.",
"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.",
"How do you keep a Jew out of a canoe? With chips.",
"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949",
"In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornadoes have in common? Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.",
"What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.",
"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks Mom.",
"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.",
"How do you kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their van.",
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph",
"Whats a Jews favourite day of the week? Fry-day",
"What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea? I'm melting!",
"How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray",
"My name is jaffar, I come from Afar, theres a bomb in my car, Allahu Ackbar.",
"why does a gorilla always have a frown? Because in 10 million years he is gonna be a nigger.",
"what do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? branch manager",
"what do black men do after sex? 15 to life",
"Why do police dogs lick their asshole? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.",
"What do you call a stampede of blacks? KFC Discount",
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape".,
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.",
"Why do Ethiopians need fly swatters? So that they can hunt for their food.",
"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? Show off",
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarterpounder with cheese",
"Whats the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani school? Hell if I know, I just fly the drones.",
"Why did the Taiwanese man decapitate the 4 year old girl? All he wanted was a little head.",
"What is Jamal's Favourite Kind of Grape? Gang-rape",
"Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.",
"How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.",
"What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!"
"Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot",
"Why do niggers call white people 'honkies'? Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!",
"What do they do with dead niggers in California? Gut them to make wetsuits!",
"Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales? To get their stuff back.",
"What does a nigger and sperm have in common? Only about 1 out of two million actually work",
"Why can't Mexicans be fire fighters? Because they can't tell the difference between hose A and Hose B ",
"Why were there only two thousand Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Because they only had two trucks.",
"Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels? So they can drive with handcuffs on",
"What do mexicans and vending machines have in common? They both take your money and don’t work.",
"Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don’t work in the future either!",
"Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.",
"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed.",
"How does a Mexican get into an honest business? Through the window.",
}
