How to impress


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DATE: Oct. 14, 2016, 3:39 p.m.

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  1. How to impress your girlfriend?
  2. here are some easy ways-
  3. 1) Cook For Her
  4. Don't use the shitty excuse "I can't cook", because that just won't cut it. With roughly seven billion cookbooks out there, you have no reason to not whip up a culinary feast or, you know, a curry. Even if the end result is more McDonalds than Michelin star, she'll more than appreciate your efforts. They say that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, well the way into a womans pants is through her stomach. I promise.
  5. 2) Clean Up Your Mess (Without Being Told)
  6. There's nothing more off-putting than spending ages getting ready to go over to your boyfriends house (because no matter what lie you choose to believe, we're never just ready to go at the drop of a hat) only to arrive to a house full of horrors. There's shaving, moisturising, plucking and a whole other amount of shit we have to get through before you can even touch us. So can you imagine having to endure all of that and then to be greeted with a floor full of crusty tissues, smelly clothes and week old cups of tea. It's not pleasant, or fair, for that matter. Clean up your room and you'll clean up on action. Probably.
  7. 3) Ask About Her Day And Listen To Her Answer
  8. We women love a good rant. It's similar to finally sneezing when you've been trying to do so for the past half hour. Sometimes the little things can all add up and drive you beyond crazy. Worst of all, sometimes we might not have anyone else to rant to. From nightmare housemates, to irritating classmates, to nagging parents, sometimes just asking about her day unleashes the gates of hell and lets her spill out all of those inner frustrations, which, when not aimed at you, is a good thing.
  9. 4) Take Care Of Yourself
  10. Girls are more high maintenance, for the most part. It's easy for you to sit back and sneer about how little effort you need to put in while she's constantly on a battle of self improvement. Well stop. Do you think it's fair to sit around in a dirty t-shirt, smelling of pizza, not exercising and just generally letting yourself slide a little? No, it's not. Keep fit, clean, wash, iron your shirt and wear nice aftershave and I guarantee you that she'll notice and appreciate your efforts.

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