COUNTING CONDOMS


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DATE: April 23, 2014, 3:49 p.m.

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  1. A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
  2. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
  3. Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
  4. Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
  5. Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."
  6. Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"
  7. Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

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