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DATE: Dec. 16, 2013, 1:22 a.m.

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  1. It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
  3. - Rami Belson
  7. I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
  9. - Unknown
  13. I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
  15. - Unknown
  19. When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
  21. - Unknown
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