One spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell..
A husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an "e" in the last word...now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house....
He wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her!
An Ijebu engineer couldn't find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
An Ijesha lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
Ijesha Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"
Ijebu man:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Ijesha Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ijebu man:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed Ijesha lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Ijesha Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Ijebu man:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Ijesha Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Ijebu man:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijesha lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Ijesha Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"
Ijebu man:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
D Ijesha Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"
Ijebu man:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an ijebu man.
