Sleigh ride through the woods Czech Republic, Germany, Rus and Pole.
Suddenly, the sled jumps wolves.
Rus panicked and jumped from the sleigh but the wolves had got it.
Going further back before the sledge jumps the wolves.
Germany panicked and jumped out of the sleigh.
Ride only Czech and Polish.
Sledge jumps before a pack of wolves.
Pole pulled out a gun and killed the herd.
Then he takes out a bottle of Czech asks:
- Why have not shot the wolf?
- Because the four would not be enough vodka.
Flying Pole by plane, Germany, and Rus.
They talk about their wives and they are thick.
Rus said that as the woman sits in a chair is not even a fly wheel it will not fit.
Germany said:
- it's your woman. My how to sit on the couch is not even a fly do not sit next to her.
Polak said:
- your women are nothing compared to mine. I like the woman I took her panties to wash it said they do not accept tents.
Pole, Czech Republic and Germany met the devil.
He told them to bring a plant.
Polak brought the tulip, Germany and the Czech wild rose has not yet ...
The devil told them to wait to eat it.
Pole ate with no problem.
Germany and them, and crying and laughing at the same time ..
- Why are you crying - he asked the devil
- Because I have to eat a wild rose, it hurts!
- And why are you laughing?
- Because the Czech Republic comes from the cactus!
Moomin be glad if someone hanged
cut off his head, play basketball,
... penis cut off and play tennis ...
Four chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.
Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.
An arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.
