Dr.: Miss Sunset!
Me: Me!
Dr.: My honor miss!
Me: "Darn right it is." Sunset scoffed, rolling her eyes back into her head. "I'm amazing."
Dr.: "Yes you are miss..." I bow to you
Me: "You know, if you're going to do that, you might as well grovel at my feet. The left hoof is for kissing and the right for massages, but if that's too advanced, you're welcome to start with some good old-fashioned begging and compliments. I'm thinking you can start with my mane and work your way down."
Dr.: I drink something under my mask and remove it. I have a facial fram like that of shining armor. Mid length black straight mane and black eyeshadow. I lean down and kiss your left hoof softly "Would be my pleasure.."
Me: "So, what's your game here?" Sunset let her trademark flame spark around her hoof, rewarding her good boy with a hint of warmth. "I'll have you know I'm taken. And also I don't care for guys who wear masks."
Dr.: "My game? I only wish to honor one of three most beautiful women in the world..." I smile and lick your hoof
Me: "That's what they all say." Sunset rolls her cool cyan eyes back into her head. "And no licking. It's not a lolipop, and your tongue's going to wipe off some very expensive beauty products. Not that I need them, of course. I suppose there's nothing wrong with simply wanting to honor the greatest and most powerful unicorn in Equestria. Just don't try anything funny."
Dr.: "Now... I said one of three..."
Me: "I heard you. I just didn't acknowledge it." Sunset scoffed. "So, what are you going to do? Offer me some potion that you say will put me above the rest?"
Dr.: "No... I am here to pay my respects to you mistress...Nothing more..." I smile and kiss your other hoof
Me: "Really? Mistress? I'll let that slide, but I really prefer 'Princess Sunset' or 'Queen Shimmer'." Sunset scoffed. The other hoof reached out and went for the nose. "Hey, that hoof's for massages only, and I don't remember saying you could switch. You know, you're not a very good listener."
Dr.: "Well.. I think all your hoofs are Equal...." I stand up and begin putting my mask back on slowly.
Dr.: //hooves
Me: "Well, let's just say the designations are in place to keep people like you in line. After all, I can't just let you do what you want with them. My hooves are valuable. They're practically national treasures."
Dr.: "My apologies my dear... I promise it will not happen again... tell me.. who is your boyfriend?"
Me: "I think we both know the answer to that question." Sunset leaning back on her hooves. "Not that you'd ever be in the running. You know what I said about masks, unless you conveniently weren't listening then, either."
Dr.: "No... I was listening..." I chuckle from inside my mask. "However... Its more common than not for me too wear this to protect people from agonizing death...."
Me: "Lemme guess. You got the death gaze or something." Sunset rolled her eyes back into her head. "Because, I gotta say, I don't exactly want to be seeing more of a guy with death ray eyes or something. You can't have two of that in a relationship."
Dr.: "No my dear. My breath spreads the bubonic plague..." I proceed to brush by you
Me: "That's... arguably worse." Sunset eagerly steps to the side to avoid... more touching. "I'd rather not get any sort of disease, you know."
Dr.: "Its no suprise you are single and alone miss shimmer...."
Me: "Because I don't want to date someone who can fill my house with disease breath? I happen to think I can do better than that."
Dr.: "Its controlled... Besides you have no interest in anyone like me anyway..."
Me: "And what would 'anyone like you' mean, exactly? Creepy? Wears a mask? Could kill me at a whim? I guess you hit the nail on the head ther."
Me: *there
Dr.: "Well... Reform me... Change me then... I am always up to new Idea's..." I bow once more.
Me: "So, what? You want me to use my incredible magical powers to break you down like a lump of clay and turn you into something better? An interesting proposition, to be sure, but that seems like a lot of work on my part."
