miserably, tomorrow is the end of the world. I be familiar with, I know, you’ve still get stuff you desire to do. other than an authority has ended the assert and, healthy, there’s no leaving back at the moment. The strange planet Nibiru is leaving to crash into our earth, murder us all.
NASA, though, is have not any of it. They are obdurate the planet is not leaving to end, wedged in a sad assembly room of denial as they hopelessly try to ward off the apocalypse. They have issued a short statement attempting to dispel fears, other than we be familiar by means of the fact. We are all doomed.
“a range of public are ‘predicting’ that [the] globe will end Sept 23 when an additional planet collide with ground,” NASA said, unsighted to the horrifying end that await us all. “The planet in question, Niburu, doesn't exist, so there will be no collision.”
Nibiru, of course, does exist. The planet was discovered by the Sumerians thousands of years ago, and since then it has repeatedly destroyed mud It did so in May 2003 and December 2012, and it will once again end empire as we know it phenomenon September 23, 2017.
The rogue earth, also known as world X, has avoid detection because astronomers haven’t noticed it. They are talented to spot asteroids just tens of meters across, but unfortunately they completely missed Nibiru, which measures hundreds or thousands of kilometers across.
“If Nibiru or globe X were real and headed for an encounter with [Earth], astronomers would have been track it for at slightest the history decade, and it would be able to be seen by at the moment to the naked eye,” NASA claimed. Yeah, right. Nice try.
Some extra theories put forward tomorrow will fetch the delight, as believers be whisk up to heaven, in addition to heathens are left to rot on Earth. NASA did not address these claim, presumably as they were busy penitent all of their sins.
It’s be a fun run for people, but sadly all first-rate things be obliged to end. Tomorrow symbols 33 days since the American total planetary eclipse, a Biblically insignificant number. If that is not data enough, then you cannot be save. God help us all.