erotic toaster poem

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DATE: Sept. 16, 2012, 10:35 a.m.

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  1. Archive-name: toaster-poem
  3. erotic toaster poem
  4. by jeff vogel
  6. in masturbatory glee
  7. the other night
  8. i put my penis in
  9. everything in sight
  11. banana peels were fun
  12. but to my dismay
  13. in the disk drive my cock
  14. would just not stay
  16. drains were good
  17. the keyhole better
  18. and the ice tray kept getting
  19. wetter and wetter
  21. and not to seem
  22. and awful boaster
  23. but then i had sex
  24. with the toaster
  26. down went the plunger
  27. and in went my meat
  28. it felt really groovy
  29. when i turned up the heat
  31. i thrust even deeper
  32. and pressed my attack
  33. i pushed in a bagel
  34. for a post-coital snack
  36. but in case you think
  37. this poem is to amuse
  38. as my toes started curling
  39. well, out blew a fuse
  41. the shock singed my penis
  42. and forced out my breath
  43. i write this while i pray
  44. for sweet and kind death
  46. the end
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