What does a mixed-up hen lay?
(Scrambled eggs!)
What does an evil hen lay?
(Deviled eggs!)
Where do tough chickens come from?
(Hard-boiled eggs!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(To get to the other side!)
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
(It was stuck to the chicken's foot!)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
(It was the chicken's day off!)
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
(To prove he wasn't chicken!)
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
(An eggroll!)
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
(Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!)
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
(Exactly where you left it!)
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!)
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
(Cockerpoodledoo!)
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the quack of dawn!)
