Joke: Cornman


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DATE: Oct. 27, 2013, 9:21 p.m.

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  1. there was a crazy man who always thinks that he was just a corn...the man was very afraid of chicken because chicken always loves to eat corns.
  2. after getting 10 years treatment in a mental hospital..the man was ready to pass the last interview. with the doctor.
  3. the doctor: okay, now tell me who are you?
  4. the man: i'm a human!!!
  5. the doctor: aren't you a corn?
  6. the man: No! I'm a human..not a corn
  7. the doctor: Good..now you're ready to go..
  8. the man: thank you doctor..i never forget that i'm a human
  9. at the door before leaving..once again the doctor asked to the man loudly:
  10. the doctor: hey you over there! Who are you??
  11. the man: i'm a human not a corn!!!
  12. the doctor: very good!...now you may leave this place...
  13. after 5 minutes..suddenly the man came back to the doctor's room..
  14. the man: excuse me doctor...i want to ask the last question to ensure myself
  15. the doctor: what is it?
  16. the man: do all the chickens outside also really know that i'm a human?
  17. the doctor:...oh God..

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