Hold Me
JOKE OF THE DECADE
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating
up. But then the wife stops and says: ''I don't feel like it, I just want you
to hold me.''
The husband says, ''WHAT??'' The wife explains that he must not be in
tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department
store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then
they go to the Jewellry Department where she gets a set of diamond
earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped
out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
husband says, ''But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then
let's get it.''
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on.
She says ''Okay, I'm ready, let's go to the cash register.'' The husband
says, ''No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff.''
The wife's face goes blank. ''No honey - I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while.'’
