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  1. Prize winning joke of the year-
  2. 😄😜😉
  4. A man asked
  5. Actor Vijayakanth,
  6. "why Nareandra modi goes walking at evening not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' ' 😁😁😁😝😝😝😝
  7. 😄👌😄👌😄👌😄
  9. Superb👍👍👍
  10. Doctor: Which soap do you use?
  11. Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
  12. Doctor: Paste?
  13. Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
  14. Doctor: Shampoo?
  15. Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
  16. Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
  17. Patient: No.
  18. K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate !
  20. Ø A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
  21. The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”
  23. Ø A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
  24. Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
  26. Ø Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife
  27. "Darling, Honey, Love".
  28. What’s the secret?
  29. Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
  32. Ø A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ?
  33. After making call, he asked how much to pay.
  34. Devil : Nothing.
  35. Hell to hell is Free.
  38. Ø Husband to wife,
  39. "Today is a fine day"
  40. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day,
  41. he says same thing.
  42. Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
  43. Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
  44. I was just trying to remind you……
  46. Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine..
  47. Joke time.....📢📢📢📢📢
  49. 😆😆😆😆😆
  51. Argument between British and Indian.
  52. British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs
  53. "hahaha"
  55. India:- "hahaha"
  56. we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha"
  58. .................................
  60. Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
  61. Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student
  62. 😫😫😫😫😫😫
  64. Sardar in computr exam.
  65. Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
  66. Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...
  67. 😀😀😀😀😀😀
  69. New in Market...... fwd it quickly.....
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