There was once a wasp, and this was a very smart wasp. The was felt tat he was unsatisfied with his jungle life. So he left his hive and set out to make a name for himself, just like the humans did. The wasp enrolled in the top high school and passed with flying colors. He was valedictorian, the most popular on campus, and he was respected by his teachers and peers.
The wasp was accepted into the highest college, and again he passed with flying colors. He graduated early at the top of his class, he was the most popular, was respected and loved by everyone. He had a good life ahead of him.
The wasp decided to run for mayor of his hometown, and won by a landslide vote. Everyone loved him. After mayorship, he ran for governor, and again he won by a landslide. After Governor, he tried senate and got the same results. The presidential elections were coming up, so our hero the wasp decided to run for president. He won by the larges landslide second only to the first president, George Washington.
After his presidential terms ended, and the wasp had retired to a nice mountain home, he realized he was getting homesick, He hadn’t told his family and friends he was leaving. So the wasp decided to return to his jungle hive. When he got back, his family and friends were happy to see him alive and well. He told them aaaaall about his adventures in the human world!
Afterwards, the wasp got thirsty, so he went to his favorite watering hole. When he got there, there was an enormous line! So enormous, that the wasp calculated he’d be there for several days before getting a drink! The wasp figured the apple cider line would be shorter. To his despair, it was not, it was just as large as the water line.
Then the wasp had an idea! He would go to the one place where he’d knew there would be no line! He’d go get fruit punch! So the wasp went to go get fruit punch, and when he arrived, lo and behold: there was no punch line.
