rap god


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  1. "Rap God"
  2. [Intro:]
  3. Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
  4. But I'm only going to get this one chance
  5. (Six minutes, six minutes)
  6. Something's wrong, I can feel it
  7. (Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
  8. Just a feeling I've got
  9. Like something's about to happen
  10. But I don't know what
  11. If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
  12. Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
  13. I'm not taking any chances
  14. You were just what the doctor ordered
  15. [Bridge:]
  16. I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
  17. All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
  18. Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
  19. They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
  20. [Verse 1:]
  21. But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
  22. I got a laptop in my back pocket
  23. My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
  24. Got a fat knot from that rap profit
  25. Made a living and a killing off it
  26. Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
  27. With Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack
  28. I'm an MC still as honest
  29. But as rude and as indecent as all hell
  30. Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
  31. This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
  32. You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
  33. With this rappity-rap
  34. Packing a mack in the back of the Ac
  35. backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
  36. and at the exact same time
  37. I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
  38. I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
  39. Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
  40. Only realized it was ironic
  41. I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
  42. How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs
  43. Feel my wrath of attack
  44. Rappers are having a rough time period
  45. Here's a Maxi-Pad
  46. It's actually disastrously bad
  47. For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah
  48. [Bridge:]
  49. Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
  50. All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
  51. Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
  52. Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
  53. [Verse 2:]
  54. Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
  55. Immortality like I have got
  56. Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
  57. Simply rage and youthful exuberance
  58. Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
  59. Hit the earth like an asteroid
  60. and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)
  61. MC's get taken to school with this music
  62. Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'
  63. Now I lead a New School full of students
  64. Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim
  65. Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren
  66. Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
  67. Inspired enough to one day grow up
  68. Blow up and being in a position
  69. To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them
  70. Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
  71. Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church
  72. And burst in a ball of flames
  73. Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
  74. On the wall of shame
  75. You fags think it's all a game
  76. 'Til I walk a flock of flames
  77. Off a plank and
  78. Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
  79. Little gay looking boy
  80. So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy
  81. You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering
  82. And take place looking boy
  83. Oy vey, that boy's gay
  84. That's all they say looking boy
  85. You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
  86. And a "way to go" from your label every day looking boy
  87. Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy?
  88. I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
  89. I'mma work for everything I have
  90. Never asked nobody for shit
  91. Git out my face looking boy
  92. Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
  93. of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, cause
  94. [Bridge:]
  95. I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
  96. All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
  97. The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
  98. Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
  99. Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
  100. [Verse 3:]
  101. So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
  102. You rodent, I'm omnipotent
  103. Let off then I'm reloading
  104. Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
  105. And I should not be woken
  106. I'm the walking dead
  107. But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
  108. But I got your mom deep throating
  109. I'm out my Ramen Noodle
  110. We have nothing in common, poodle
  111. I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself
  112. In the arm and pay homage, pupil
  113. It's me
  114. My honesty's brutal
  115. But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize
  116. What I do though for good
  117. At least once in a while so I wanna make sure
  118. Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
  119. Enough rhymes to
  120. Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
  121. But I gotta keep a few punchlines
  122. Just in case cause even you unsigned
  123. Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
  124. I know there was a time where once I
  125. Was king of the underground
  126. But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
  127. So I crunch rhymes
  128. But sometimes when you combine
  129. Appeal with the skin color of mine
  130. You get too big and here they come trying to
  131. Censor you like that one line I said
  132. On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
  133. One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
  134. Put 'em all in a line
  135. Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
  136. See if I get away with it now
  137. That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
  138. Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
  139. You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though
  140. And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
  141. You're pointless as Rapunzel
  142. With fucking cornrows
  143. You write normal, fuck being normal
  144. And I just bought a new ray gun from the future
  145. Just to come and shoot ya
  146. Like when Fabulous made Ray J mad
  147. Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
  148. At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man
  149. While he play piano
  150. Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special
  151. On the cable channel
  152. So Ray J went straight to radio station the very next day
  153. "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
  154. Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
  155. Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
  156. What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
  157. Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
  158. Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
  159. And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
  160. How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
  161. Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
  162. For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
  163. Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
  164. I make elevating music
  165. You make elevator music
  166. "Oh, he's too mainstream."
  167. Well, that's what they do
  168. When they get jealous, they confuse it
  169. "It's not hip hop, it's pop."
  170. Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
  171. With rock, shock rap with Doc
  172. Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
  173. I don't know how to make songs like that
  174. I don't know what words to use
  175. Let me know when it occurs to you
  176. While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
  177. It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
  178. How many verses I gotta murder to
  179. Prove that if you were half as nice,
  180. your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
  181. Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
  182. But look at the accolades these skills brung me
  183. Full of myself, but still hungry
  184. I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
  185. When I'm a million leagues above you
  186. Ill when I speak in tongues
  187. But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you
  188. I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
  189. I'm asleep in the front seat
  190. Bumping Heavy D and the Boys
  191. "Still chunky, but funky"
  192. But in my head there's something
  193. I can feel tugging and struggling
  194. Angels fight with devils and
  195. Here's what they want from me
  196. They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
  197. But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
  198. Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
  199. And understand the discrimination
  200. But fuck it
  201. Life's handing you lemons
  202. Make lemonade then
  203. But if I can't batter the women
  204. How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
  205. Don't mistake him for Satan
  206. It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
  207. And take a vacation to trip a broad
  208. And make her fall on her face and
  209. Don't be a retard, be a king?
  210. Think not
  211. Why be a king when you can be a God?

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