"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals."
Computer: Press any key.
Homer: Wheres the 'any key'?
"Do you feel you Heart pumping a million miles a minute? Thats what I feel all the time, I bet your left arm is tingle-ing too."
"gyme, whats' a gyme (goes inside and sees gym equipment) Oh.. a gyme!"
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!' (looking at Uruguay on the globe)."
Homer: Didn't the church have a family picnic last week?
Marge: No, you just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Homer: no beer and no tv make homer go something something...
Marge: go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if i do!!!!!!!! (goes crazy)
Homer: Well it's been a long trip but we're finally there
Marge: Did you remember to lock the front door?
Homer: Do'h
"I am so smart, i am so smart, s.m.r.t, i mean , s.m.a.r.t!"
"I wish god would be still alive to see this."
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman."
"I'm perfect, and everything I touch is perfect."
Marge: 'Homer! your gonna kill us all!'
Homer:' yea! or die trying!!
Marge: Why is that Pig on the couch?
Homer: Well we were in bed but he couldn't get comfy!
Marge:Homer! How much did you just give that man!
Homer:Relax honey, just our life savings
"Now to put the hornets nest in flanders mailbox"
"Oh I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money. Why don't just lay down here and die?"
"Operator! give me the number for 911!"
Other: We'll be playing bingo.
Homer: I love that game! I just don't remember what you say when you win...
Other: ...Bingo.
Homer: I love that game! I just don't remember what you say when you win...
Other: Just say 'I won!'
Homer: Bingo!
"They have the Internet on computers, now?"
"Well everything looks bad if you remember it."
"With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!"
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. (On the phone.)"
