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>you will never be invited by Vetra to a Turian Bathhouse, were numerous turian women tempt you with infidelity
//>Vetra will never ask which one is your favorite
>you and Vetra will never invite one to a back room and make them pleasure you both
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>(Geth): *Bursts through the door* "Pathfinder Ryder, are you in distress?"
>(Vetra) *accidentaly bites down on Ryder's neck as she is startled by the sound of the Geth barging through the door*
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>you will never spend the mornings telling Vetra about makeup
>you will never help her out with putting on eyeshadow to make her eyes pop out a bit more
>you will never get to experiment with what kind of foundation to use to make her dermal plates look softer
>you will never try and see if you can't make lipstick work with turians
>you will never get so flustered by how cute she ends up that you can't help but steal a kiss
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>vetra will never wrap her thick thighs around your neck and forces you to lick her blue cunny
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Sid is for 3 way with Ryder and Vetra
//>add a dlc where you can have a threesome with Vetra and Sid
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>Jaal freaking the hell out at Chutes and Ladders.
>Vetra looking too hard into it
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Vetra: It's hot.
Drack: Weak.
Vetra: You did not just call me weak.
Drack: I've heard you scream. We all have.
Vetra: What? When?
Drack: Last night, have fun Ryder?
Vetra: Remember to put the pillow in my mouth next time.
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>Vetra gets a high from smuggling and killing people
>part of her wants to settle down
//>Vetra and Scott settle down
>Conveniently in a place frequented by violent scavers and exiles
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Scott and Vetra will get married at a church, right?
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>I want a picture of vetra in nothing but a "kiss the chef" apron, presenting the viewer with a burnt t-bone steak with her saying "Happy Birthday, Scott, I made you your favorite: Cow!"
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>the mental image of Scott beating Vetra with a frying pan, making her face all battered and bloody
>she gets in a corner in the fetal position and cries (not reccomended)
// >Scott, I got a surprise for you
>What is it this time?
>Um... steak
>Why do you burn my steak to a fucking charcoal?
>WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
>I... I tried
>Scott grabs an iron skillet and starts bashing Vetra on the head
>all you can hear are the hard whacks on her skull and her crying (also not reccomended)
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Vetra will never make teasing jokes about exfoliating your soft human skin with her face
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Guys Vetra just cooked me this nasty ass piece of porterhouse, it looked 10 years old and cooked to an internal temperature of 400 degrees, then she just gave me what I think was a blow job, however she has no lips. I don't even know how kissing works.
This is really freaking weird.
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>no option to bring Vetra to orgasm in a semi-public place while she tries to stay casual about it
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what would vetra do if you called her "muh bottom bitch"
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>she(sid) probably hacked the Tempest's cameras
>watched the whole thing of Ryder and Vetra going at it on the bed
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>you will never bamboozle Vetra with your sexual prowess
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>He didn't get the Sid and Vetra romance scene
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Vetra is fascinated and aroused by human cock.
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I will teach Vetra how to make a proper steak.
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Would Vetra be into roleplay with Ryder in the bedroom?
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>you and Vetra having rough sex
>Mission alert and you immediately have to go planetside
>you and Vetra quickly have to get dressed and go
>Vetra spend the next half hour embarrassingly fidgeting and walking with a limp, squeezing her legs together trying to make sure your cum doesn't leak down to her legs
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I'm going to ____ Vetra
Fill in the blank.
//Kiss and caress affectionately in bed while telling her how much I love her and how I'll never leave her.
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What are the odds Vetra's dad is gonna pop up?
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I'm gonna put it in Sid's butt while Vetra watches
//No. Sid is for protecting.
And slowly corrupting into joining a three some with Scott and her sister.
//>Slowly
She'd probably be the one pestering Vetra to do it
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Honestly would have romanced vetra no matter what race she was. She was the most interesting
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I want a mod that has vetra but with big human tits
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Sid sits in the waiting room of the volus doctor. She had to wait a long time. She leafs through the magazines that are on the table. But she is much too nervous to be able to read more than a few sentences. Again and again she recalls the warning of Vetra: “A turian may not go to a volus doctor! Particularly a turian girl! Many girls who went to a volus doctor for healing found instead sickness and shame!”
Then the door opens. Sid looks up. The volus appears. A cry comes from Sid’s mouth. In terror she lets the newspaper drop. Terrified, she jumps up. Her eyes stare in the face of the volus doctor. And this face is the face of the Devil. In the middle of this devilish face sits an enormous crooked nose. Behind the goggles glare two criminal eyes. And a grin runs across the protruding mask. A grin that wants to say: “Now I have you at last, little turian girl!”
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Vetra took many jobs to support Sid, including manual laborer, smuggler and mercenary. It is not inconceivable that she may had to resort to prostitution at some point.
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I JUST WANT CUTE SPACE RAPTOR WAIFUS, I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT POLITICS OR HER ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE HIERARCHY
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>Vetra will never made you chicken tendies
//>Vetra IS chicken tendies
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Vetra clearly does, she just doesn't know what she's doing in a genuine romantic relationship with a human
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She(cora) can carry mine and Vetra's surrogate child, if she wants. But only if I get to fuck it into her, none of this "Artificial Insemination" shit.
//Will Kandros fuck a child into Vetra as well?
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Vetra's fringe is fake
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Imagine what SAM feels when Ryder fucks Vetra
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Vetra is the benefactor
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It's (stearing wheel armor) for Vetra to hold on to so she can more easily direct your cunnilingus.
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>Tall
>Mature/christmas cake
>caring but insecure
>Just wants to love and be loved
How did Bioware manage to hit my waifu buttons to hard?
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>Vetra complaining about the cold on Voeld
//Guess you'll have to share body heat.
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>"any guy romancing vetra is into femdom and being dommed by a woman taller than him"
>implying there is literally anything wrong with this
She's got power armor and a minigun and just wants to protect you anon.
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>now imagining male ryder ass up, being dicked by Vetra wearing a strap on
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Vetra is basically ME1 Tali, where Bioware had no idea she'd have such a big following, which to be fair they should have fucking realized this by now
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>Vetra becomes a Model T-100 on higher levels
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m8 if Vetra appeared before me right now we'd be fucking until my dick falls off
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>Think the characters are kind of lackluster
>but do like Vetra, her voice and personality and her kit.
>hear her romance is cute so run with it
>Get the mountain climbing scene and it was pretty good
>see her on Aya and talk to her
>Expect the usual "Ryder" or "Pathfinder"
>instead: "Hey you"
Oh God.
I want to kiss the raptor lady.
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Not for vetra though, she straight up murdered a guy to get you that steak.
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Vetra is for the non casuals
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>tfw beat the game and exhausted all of Vetra's dialogue and still can't find the mythical Kadara bar scene
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>Rock climbing to the top of a rock with vetra
>starts racing you to the top
>"what do I get if I win?"
>"What would you like?~"
>"The bad guy defeated, a magic sword... and the girl?"
>"Good thing your loosing then, I don't have a magic sword."
>"I man, you can double as the sword, after all, you are pretty magical
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>tfw you catch vetra sanding her faceplates so she is smooth and young looking for you.
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>no minigame where you lick Vetra's pussy and listen to her cute whimpers
//>no minigame to find Vetra's erogenous zones
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>tfw turian dicks are 30% longer but half as wide as human dick
>tfw human dicks aren't tapered
>tfw yours is the first human dick Vetra has ever seen
>tfw her blue pussy in not wet from arousal, but as a last ditch effort to preserve it from a fate of being torn asunder, because everyone knows it's making it's way in
>tfw her mandibles won't stop twitching in delight
>tfw you're holding her hands as it goes in
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>not having sexual activities with Vetra being 100% enjoyable and affectionate besides the initial awkwardness where you accidentally hurt each other a bit trying to find each other's erogenous zones
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>not having sexual encounters with Vetra being 100% pleasurable for Ryder only, leaving Vetra a beaten, bloody, cum-filled, sobbing mess, quietly whispering her sister's name with tears running down her plates (not recomended)\
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>romanced Vetra
>no option to hook up my sister with Jaal and go out on a double date
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Would it be hypothetically possible for Scott to impregnate Vetra?
Like would there be a way to get a dna sample from him, do science to it to make it able to fertilize turian eggs?
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I like that Vetra's just there to be your personal muscle.
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Sid is literally a bigger humanboo than Vetra.
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See I like Vetra but it feels to me that Ryder comes on... really strong. Like isn't this the third flirt or something?
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I'm going to cum deep inside Vetra while holding hands and looking into her eyes, all in the missionary position and you can't stop me
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>ywn introduce Scott to Vetra after everything has blown over
>Alec will never roll over in his grave as both of his children become alien-fucking degenerates
>Ellen will never wake up to her dreams of normal grandchildren dashed
Why didn't we get a chance to hook up our sibling?
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>scott, vetra, sara, and jaal will never have a foursome
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>tfw Vetra looks down on you and laughs
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>Vetra tries to kiss your forehead
>accidentally jams her mandible through your eyelid
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>Wanting a child with Vetra.
>Not being the cool brother-in-law and raising Sid together
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Part of me wants Vetra to hold me. The other part thinks her chitin would be gross and uncomfortable, and make the same sounds that a large tarantula makes
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>tfw no scene where Vetra picks up Scott to kiss him
>no scene where she picks him up in the middle of a conversation then hastily puts him back down and thinks she ruined it
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Do you think Vetra would like anime?
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what would vetra say if she found out you were cheating on her with a an orange potato-lookin faggot
enjoy burning in HELL
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Farmer NPC Vetra Nyx here we come!
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Would it be wrong to cuddle with Vetra, with me being the little spoon?
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Sid calls you "cute" for being shorter than her after you get a blowjob from Vetra on the cliff
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I want to help Vetra put on her makeup for the first time! And then Sid!
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Vetra never gets out of her armor to let us see them titanic turian tities she's smuggling.
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Vetra gives her(thicc sid) extra rations because a growing turian needs to eat.
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I want to bully Vetra!
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Vetra wants a child.
Looking through a catelogue at a sperm bank a name comes up on the list
>Vakarian, G
Do you tell her to pick it?
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>Vetra getting a little thicc after settling down?
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I get the feeling that Vetra is a timid Dom
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>Vetra slowly, but insistently begin undressing you
>she tests touching your head, the feeling of hair still unfamiliar to her as she establishes a grip
>coming out with her hips, she slowly drives your face into her crotch, the concerned look of her eyes out of place compared to the strength of her arm forcing you to love her
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>Vetra sits down next to Scott in their pre-fab home. Now after taking some lessons, she knows how to make some forms of human food, for breakfast she made him a small plate of steak and eggs,or how she put it, "cow" and eggs. "Hey Scott, want to go rock climbing after breakfast?" She'd ask before she tooka gulp from the now sulfur-free Kadara water. Scott would finish chewing the steak that he had in his mouth. "What, the usual spot?" "Mmhmm, first one to the top gets one request to which the loser has to do anything that the winner wants. . .within reason, of course"
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I want to build a home with Vetra.
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>wake up
>still no Vetra gf
>no soft hum from a sleeping femtur in my bed
>no slight scarring on my shoulder from when she accidentally grabbed me too hard
>she's not spooning me with her 6'6 frame
>I'm not jetpacking her
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Says who? Nyreen didn't look like she had tits when she had her armor on either. For all we know, Vetra is stacked, and struggles to fit her armor on every day.
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Vetra and Scott being fluffy, romantic, teasing, and affectionate with only dashes of lewd.
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[[eddrf notice me senpai section
She was smiling bashfully at him, mandibles waving slightly. The bed creaked gently as she shifted her weight, the breasts jiggled gently as she moved.
"What the hell."
She hums low in her throat and fondles her comically oversized tits.
"Hi there." She says with a low sensual murmur. "Do you like what you see?"
Sharp grey talons encircle her nipple.
"uhh.."
The turian grins and lets out an exaggerated moan as she pinches the nipple and pulls it outward.
Both breasts fall off, leaving a flaccid and usless bra.
"Aww.." She kicks the breast, sending it bouncing across the floor. "I thought they'd stay longer."
The man is still reeling as the Happy-joke time™ Novelty mammaries (Milk squirters sold separately)™ gently pokes his foot.
"April fools!"
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There had been times Vetra regretted going to andromeda, times she wished she had stayed and done something with her life.
This was one such time.
A loud roar, the air howled around her. She couldn't hold on for much longer.
"Come on sis! Don't be a pussy-cat!" Sid yelled over the roaring wind, her bathsuit flapping violently in the storm.
"That's not how you say-" And then her sister grabbed Vetra's clenched hands, and pried her talons away from the ledge.
She screamed, all the way down down into the pool.
She hated water-parks, but found she had to suppress a laugh when she realized she was still alive.
//
He kissed her knees, jerked her spurs off and licked her shinplates.
"D-don't you want to fuck? I can lean down, or I can lift you."
The little man turned his head. "Lady I pay to be pleasured, not be harassed. I'm tall enough for your most sensitive spots, your knees. Lift me at your own risk."
She closed her eyes, he paid good, but all that preparation and perfume seemed so unneccessary now.
"all right." She sighed as he slobbered all over her legs.
"Lady I'm gonna rock your world." He said and stood on his toes, just barely reaching her thigh. "Just you wait."
//]]]
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I want a pic of Scott sitting behind Vetra with his arms wrapped over her shoulders, both of them smiling, Scott could even be kissing Vetra on her cheeck, with Senior Ryder and Senior Nyx in human/turian heaven just losing their shit
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I'm going to make a Hurian with Vetra!
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Loud off-screen Vetra/Scott fucking confirmed.
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Can Vetra even eat all that cereal she's hoarding?
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Vetra needs to scrub her damn faceplate, it's disgustingly dirty
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Vetra with glasses tickles my pickle more then it should.\
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>ywn give Vetra the best orgasm of her life and then send her into a mini internal crisis because she can't deal with the fact that she likes to fuck a short soft-skinned pasty monkey
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>ywn give Vetra tummy tickles so hard she wets herself
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Vetra's done a lot of questionable things during her life, as a smuggler and otherwise. She's been a bad girl. And she needs to be punished
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Reminder that Vetra borrowed some of Jaal's amazing lotion so she could be smooth and soft just for you.
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Vetra is legitimately the perfect space wife and her romance gets nearly saccharine at points. That she's still a raptor and this never gets commented on at all makes the whole romance somewhat surreal. But still nice.
Plus her romance features the best hand holding scene in the game.
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>10 years later
>Ryder is living on a farm with Vetra
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>next game
>years have passed
>Vetra tries to make another steak for her boyfriend Ryder
>she's been researching human food and practicing
>she pulls it off perfectly this time, the steak looks delicious and succulent and she even prepared side dishes
>proceeds to cover the steak in ketchup
>"Enjoy!"
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>just got the scene where Vetra cooks you dinner and you kiss and wake up every one on the Tempest with your loud banging for 4 hours straight
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>male quarian
>fucking Vetra in the end
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> underaged 16 year old Vetra having to sell her body to krogan strangers (no stahp)
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Vetra would probably ruin the life of someone she didn't like dating Sid.
>suddenly nothing in your cabin works
>maintenance won't return your calls
>everything you requisition gets pre-empted
>for some reason the human Pathfinder wants to meet you
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Oh come on, you've seen how protective she is of Sid. You think Vetra's going to led Sid just have sex with anyone without knowing what she's doing?
Obviously Vetra's going to show her sister how it's done, and make she has a good time while they're at it. Ryder gets brought in as a demonstration prop.
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I just assumed Vetra had been doing stuff with Sid for years
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I'm going to cuddle with Vetra in bed and affectionately kiss her scarred face while telling her how much I love her and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.
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That we know of
Sid could be Vetra's shame baby
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Family fun time with Ryder, Vetra and Sid when?
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Oh my fucking god. The squadmate Garrus had a huge fucking fight with in his dialogue from ME2 where he explains reach versus flexibility is LITERALLY Vetra.
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(update)
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>vetra hasn't fucked in years
>she's super horny soon after Scott confirms they're more than friends
>make-out on the mountain just leaves her thirstier
>enhanced the more she reads about human dick and mouths
>comes back to the Tempest
>finds Scott in the shower and just takes him there
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>Vetra hasn't fucked at all
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>Pathfinder, we know about your. . .relationship with Miss Nyx and we were hoping if you two could have the time to come back to the nexus to help us with an educational video about inter-species relationships
>>>I don't know, Scott, might sound fun <3 (Vetra)
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>scott hears the door opening
>is about to turn around to see who is there
>"Ve..."
>scotts arms are grabbed and thrown against the wall
>something presses up against his back
>he feels something rest on his right shoulder
>"you should be more careful, Scott"
>a soft voice creeps into his ears
>warm breath is felt on his neck
>"you never know who could come in here"
>Scott is turned around by his arms, bringing him face to face with a naked Turian
>"and take advantage of you"
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Vetra probably got raped regularly by her first boss, having to stare at that tacky asari lamp to distract her while he was doing it
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VETRA IS PURE
PURE!!
STOP SPREADING THESE LIES THAT SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE
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>tfw femtur gf gives you a mandible-job.
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>tfw Vetra trusts you so much she lets you apply her facepaint in the morning after most of it is rubbed of on the pillow she bit into pieces when you fucked her senseless and she was trying to keep the noise down.
She failed.
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>tfw Vetra likes you touching her spikey head, like this: https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1491328998440.webm
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>tfw she can't get her hands on soundproofing.
>tfw Drack is the only one who is glad his friend is getting action.
Vetra buys herself a ballgag.
It's bitten into pieces the first night.
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Vetra was never truly a member of turian society
Which means that Scott has to put his "pole" up her ass to make her a true turian
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Does Scott go innadesert with Vetra to shoot guns and hold hands afterwords?
//No.
Scott goes into the desert with Vetra to shoot scavers and hold hands
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After Vetra cooks you dinner, it fades to black and you get some sort of kissing noise.
But we like to think it's Vetra on her knees worshiping human cock like we all know she does.
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Vetra and Scott in the rain.
Scott is standing on a step ladder in order to hold an umbrella over Vetra's head.
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Vetra and Ryder sitting on the couches in Ryder's quarters with wine, playing chess
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Scott and Vetra cuddling in the Pathfinder's quarters while watching a movie, in a way that emphasizes the 6 inch height difference.
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Scott trying to be romantic and carry Vetra. He's struggling and parts of her are dragging on the ground, but she appreciates the gesture anyway.
//Maybe a two-part image with one panel of Scott struggling to carry Vetra to bed bridal style, and another where Vetra very easily carries Scott the same way with a "much better!" expression on their faces?
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Vetra Nyx weighs 95kg or 209 lbs.
Imagine how heavy it'll be to have her sit on top of your dick.
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Vetra is a virgin
she watched human mating vids while she was cooking the steak
which is why it's completely black
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>mfw is Vetra the one who cheats on you
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>Vetra and Scott role play POW sexual "torture" scenarios.
//>Vetra gets too into it and demands Ryder strangles her during
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>not wanting to kiss her scars while laying in bed and telling her how much you love her
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I don't like criminal femturs, I need an upstanding femtur.
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>tfw you will never be a c-sec detective with a femtur partner who flirts with you often
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What if I corrupt the upstanding femtur?
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>you will never casually walk up to a femtur and start an innocuous conversation with your dick out
>she will never fluster and blush and attempt to maintain some semblance of professionalism because she isn't sure if that's a 'human thing' and doesn't want to be offensive
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Someone, please, I need my cute first contact war femtur story
//>Both the medic and the femtur slowly develop a basic sign language together in-order to understand each other
//>The turian, still in recovery, is softly chirping as she is lightly grasping the medic's throat
>The medic can't understand whether she is making death threats upon humans or commenting on how soft he is
///First Contact War romance movie about a human medic saving a heavily injured turian woman by bravely rushing into no man's land to save her, and about tending to her and understanding her when?
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The only first contact story should be about the first human/Turian porno
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>When your Turian girlfriend sees your dick for the first time
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Do you think Sid tries to tag along with Scott and Vetra on their dates?
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I'm going to kiss and nibble on Vetra's very long neck for her pleasure and none of you can stop me
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Vetra tearfully reveals that she had to resort to prostitution to take care of Sid.
Do you drop her?
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>tfw no dialogue options where you reveal you looked up turian customs and food for Vetra
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>you can dump Vetra for Sid
>Vetra kills herself in front of you both
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>Not having Vetra be at the wedding as the maid of honor
>Only you notice her slight shudder as you kiss your new wife, her elder sister recovering almost instantly and putting on the best smile she can muster
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Reminder that turians have higher body temperature than humans and can't have plates on parts of their body like the booty, and also that Vetra's abandonment issues probably make her clingy in bed.
Vetra is best for cuddles, scientifically proven.
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>coerce Vetra into fucking you again a few months after the wedding
>she can't say anything because she doesn't want to ruin Sid's view of you
>can't stop because she secretly wants it, which in turn makes her hate herself even more
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>tfw no Vetra/Sid greentext smut
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>It's winter.
>femtur gf is stumbling along, getting used to the snow.
>hands getting cold.
>Start lagging behind her, gazing at her little ass covered by her insulating pants.
>your pockets pale in comparison to those cheeks.
>Lift up her jacket, she turns but not fast enough to prevent you from sticking your hand down her pants.
>She yelps in surprise. It's heaven in her pants, so warm and comfy.
>Stick another in there, one for each cheek.
>She's flustered but likes the attention.
>playfully squeeze her butt. She squeaks and chides you for doing so in public.
>Doesn't attempt to stop you.
>You could swear you heard a sigh when you pull your hands out of her pants.
>By the time you're home your hands are cold again.
>This time you stick them down her front.
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Think femturs can smell arousal?
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>that cute mandible flare
>that mandible twitch and genuine smile in the dinner scene
>that eagerness to prove herself hidden under he casual and confident exterior
>"Ryder, I... I don't know what to say"
>has minigun
>tall
>protective
>naturally warm
>probably really cuddly
>just wants to love and be loved
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I WANT MY C-SEC SPINOFF NOW! I WANT TO LOCK UP SUITRATS! I WANT TO get into a relationship with my femtur partner
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Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that she is also going to give you a warm hug as well
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>tfw Vetra will never freak out and start a fight with Ayrea on the fears of her stealing you away
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>ywn calm her and see her act bashful before apologizing and admitting that she overreacted because's paranoid about losing the only man who ever loved her
>ywn reassure her and see her do another cute mandible twitch
>ywn make up later with a night of cuddles
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