My friends elder sis came in from the US. Hot mama of three was in the mood to let off steam. So we carried her along, the lagos way. Gosh! It was sooo much fun.
Then their single 50 something year-old retired oil company worker neighbour now called to ask what was going on.
See ehn this guy has mad money but he's sooooo stingy. He's never been married before and has no kids. Why? Stinginess. Aka gum! He lives in a 5 bedroom house all alone, with correct cars parked. Yet oga cant dash you 5k or even give you referral. So yesterday we utilized our opportunity to chop his money. When he joined us we stared hailing him. All our good and wine bills transferred. In fact one of us was lamenting about aso ebi bill, my guy did USED for 50k on the spot for her. Things alcohol can do 😂😂😂 We moved the party, strictly champagne cos we knew who we were dealing with. We finally had to drive him home and make sure he got in safe cos couldn't even help himself up. We realised he's soo terrible with alcohol 😂😂
Lastly, married woman was getting toasters more than us oh. Chai! Lagos mehn ehn tufiakwa! With huge diamond ring them no even shake.
Yes oh. I rocked with my threaded hair. And i didnt even go home so I'm wearing the same things i wore yesterday. Only changed to my friends top. Kikikikiki. No time. Mr. Man will be asking himself what happened last night when he wakes up to his alerts
