11:28 AM - Frost: Oho
11:28 AM - Frost: Well
11:29 AM - Frost: Remember when you asked that question of
11:29 AM - Frost: "Can your brother make you see things"
11:29 AM - Frost: Well, I asked him
12:29 PM - Frostbite™: No, but go on
11:29 AM - Frost: He said he'd show me
12:29 PM - Frostbite™: What did he do?
11:30 AM - Frost: There's a snake in my room.
12:30 PM - Frostbite™: Touch it?
11:30 AM - Frost: On the floor
11:30 AM - Frost: I don't want to touch it...
12:30 PM - Frostbite™: Do it
12:30 PM - Frostbite™: For science!
11:30 AM - Frost: Oh
11:30 AM - Frost: Shit
11:30 AM - Frost: Fine
11:31 AM - Frost: AGH
11:31 AM - Frost: Yes, I can feel it
12:31 PM - Frostbite™: Is it moving?
11:31 AM - Frost: Yes
11:31 AM - Frost: Constantly
12:32 PM - Frostbite™: What sort of snake does it look like?
11:32 AM - Frost: It's brown with some black on it
12:32 PM - Frostbite™: http://srelherp.uga.edu/snakes/pics/stodek210.jpg
12:32 PM - Frostbite™: ?
11:32 AM - Frost: This time he actually had some mercy, it's only for 30 minutes
12:33 PM - Frostbite™: How real does it look like?
11:33 AM - Frost: It looks like that, maybe a few things different
12:33 PM - Frostbite™: Can you pass your hand through it?
11:33 AM - Frost: It looks fucking real
11:34 AM - Frost: No...
12:34 PM - Frostbite™: Just in case
12:34 PM - Frostbite™: Ask him if he made you see a snake
12:34 PM - Frostbite™: It might be real
11:34 AM - Frost: I did
11:34 AM - Frost: He said yes
11:35 AM - Frost: It sometimes tries to get up onto my bed...
12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Try killing it
12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Cutting it
11:35 AM - Frost: With what?!
12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Leaving some sort of impression on it
12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Paint it
11:35 AM - Frost: No paint
12:36 PM - Frostbite™: Take a picture of it
11:36 AM - Frost: I've got on my bedside table
11:36 AM - Frost: A flashlight
11:36 AM - Frost: A lamp
12:36 PM - Frostbite™: See if you can see it through the phone screen
11:36 AM - Frost: A clock
11:36 AM - Frost: An iPad charger
12:36 PM - Frostbite™: OH
11:36 AM - Frost: Alright I'll take a picture
12:36 PM - Frostbite™: See if it casts a shadow
11:37 AM - Frost: Yeah, it does
11:37 AM - Frost: It isn't real because
11:37 AM - Frost: My brother came in and waved his hand through it
11:38 AM - Frost: Oh GOD
12:38 PM - Frostbite™: Can you wave your hand through it?
11:38 AM - Frost: No, I touch it when I try
11:38 AM - Frost: It tried to bite me when I touched it for your interest
12:39 PM - Frostbite™: An imaginary snake tried to bite you for both our interestes
12:39 PM - Frostbite™: So, the photo?
12:39 PM - Frostbite™: Can you see it through a screen?
11:39 AM - Frost: The photo
11:39 AM - Frost: Is empty
11:39 AM - Frost: Which
11:39 AM - Frost: In my current state
11:39 AM - Frost: If I try to comprehend it
11:40 AM - Frost: I can't really think about why it isn't
12:40 PM - Frostbite™: You'll explode?
11:40 AM - Frost: It's a bit like a haze
12:40 PM - Frostbite™: What other tests can we do?
11:40 AM - Frost: I'm not touching it again
12:40 PM - Frostbite™: lol
12:41 PM - Frostbite™: But yes, paint
12:41 PM - Frostbite™: If possible
12:41 PM - Frostbite™: Grab a marker and try scribbling
11:41 AM - Frost: I don't have any
11:41 AM - Frost: Alrighty
11:41 AM - Frost: Yes, yes
11:41 AM - Frost: It now has marker on it
12:42 PM - Frostbite™: If it moved, see if there's a marker where it used to be
12:42 PM - Frostbite™: *a mark
11:42 AM - Frost: Yes, there is
11:42 AM - Frost: Not hard to understand
11:42 AM - Frost: There's marker on it
11:42 AM - Frost: OH
11:43 AM - Frost: FUCK
12:43 PM - Frostbite™: So there's a mark on the snake and where it was when you scribbled on him?
11:43 AM - Frost: Christ
11:43 AM - Frost: Yes
11:43 AM - Frost: It just came up onto my bed
12:43 PM - Frostbite™: Kick it off?
11:43 AM - Frost: Damn
11:43 AM - Frost: Oh, the whole party's here
11:43 AM - Frost: My brother's just come in
12:44 PM - Frostbite™: And you're still typing on your phone?
11:44 AM - Frost: Shit
11:44 AM - Frost: SHIT
11:44 AM - Frost: There's two snakes now
12:44 PM - Frostbite™: *There are
11:44 AM - Frost: I don't carew
11:44 AM - Frost: *care
11:45 AM - Frost: I care about that
12:45 PM - Frostbite™: lol
11:45 AM - Frost: But
11:45 AM - Frost: Now 2 snakes
12:45 PM - Frostbite™: Try to think them away
12:45 PM - Frostbite™: Or make them move with your mind
11:45 AM - Frost: I can't
11:45 AM - Frost: It doesn't work that way
11:46 AM - Frost: I can try and tell myself they don't exist
11:46 AM - Frost: But my mind just keeps going back to the conclusion that they do
11:46 AM - Frost: The other snake is red with white on it
11:47 AM - Frost: I asked my brother to do something
11:47 AM - Frost: Instead he just snapped his fingers and there were two snakes
12:47 PM - Frostbite™: http://www.webiocosm.com/webiocosmzoo/vertebrata/reptilia/squamata/colubridae/lampropeltis/redmilksnake02.jpg
12:47 PM - Frostbite™: http://www.reedysreptiles.com/fullsize/Banded%20Tree%20Snake%20004.jpg
11:48 AM - Frost: Yeah, that looks like it
12:48 PM - Frostbite™: Which one?
11:48 AM - Frost: Top link
11:48 AM - Frost: Right
11:49 AM - Frost: 10 minutes until they go away
11:49 AM - Frost: No looking at the clock
12:49 PM - Frostbite™: Look at the snakes instead
12:49 PM - Frostbite™: How will they disappear?
11:49 AM - Frost: I am
11:49 AM - Frost: Egh
11:49 AM - Frost: I don't know
12:50 PM - Frostbite™: You can calm down about the second snake
12:50 PM - Frostbite™: It's a milk snake and they are not dangeous to humans
11:50 AM - Frost: The other one is?
12:50 PM - Frostbite™: The red and white
11:51 AM - Frost: No no
12:51 PM - Frostbite™: The first you never confirmed
11:51 AM - Frost: What about the brown one
11:51 AM - Frost: Yeah, it looks like the picture
12:51 PM - Frostbite™: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/334320518_bd3aed27ea.jpg
12:51 PM - Frostbite™: Is this more accurate?
11:52 AM - Frost: That's spot on
12:52 PM - Frostbite™: Oooh
12:52 PM - Frostbite™: That's an Israeli snake
11:52 AM - Frost: What is it?
12:52 PM - Frostbite™: ...And it's poisonous
11:52 AM - Frost: Fuck
12:52 PM - Frostbite™: Let him bite you
12:52 PM - Frostbite™: *it
11:53 AM - Frost: Are you crazy?
11:53 AM - Frost: No!
12:53 PM - Frostbite™: No, you're crazy
12:53 PM - Frostbite™: It's imaginary
11:53 AM - Frost: I don't want to be bitten, regardless
11:54 AM - Frost: Even if it is imaginary I'll still feel the pain
12:54 PM - Frostbite™: I want to see if it leaves a mark
11:54 AM - Frost: Sigh
11:54 AM - Frost: I'm going to regret this
11:54 AM - Frost: But fine
11:54 AM - Frost: 2 seconds
11:55 AM - Frost: YES, THEY FUCKING LEFT MARKS
12:56 PM - Frostbite™: Blood?
11:56 AM - Frost: Yes
12:56 PM - Frostbite™: Ask your brother if he sees blood
11:56 AM - Frost: I don't want a third snake
11:56 AM - Frost: Ow, fucking...
12:57 PM - Frostbite™: Hmm
11:57 AM - Frost: That hurts quite badly
12:57 PM - Frostbite™: According to the wiki
12:58 PM - Frostbite™: It's venom attacks the blood vessels and the Lymphatic System. It causes tissues to melt and is used not only to kill the person, but also to start digesting it
12:58 PM - Frostbite™: *Its
11:58 AM - Frost: YES
11:58 AM - Frost: FINALLY
11:58 AM - Frost: They just
11:58 AM - Frost: Vanished
11:59 AM - Frost: Also my arm isn't bleeding anymore
12:59 PM - Frostbite™: Any pain?
12:59 PM - Frostbite™: Any sudden melting of tissues?
11:59 AM - Frost: A bit, but it's wearing away
1:00 PM - Frostbite™: For science!
12:00 PM - Frost: Bloody hell
1:00 PM - Frostbite™: OH DAMN
1:00 PM - Frostbite™: I should have asked you to taste your blood and write a message
12:00 PM - Frost: Oh no
1:00 PM - Frostbite™: With it
12:00 PM - Frost: Why...?
1:00 PM - Frostbite™: Science
1:01 PM - Frostbite™: And curiosity
12:01 PM - Frost: Right
12:01 PM - Frost: I'll ask this
12:01 PM - Frost: Do you want me to do the hypnosis again
12:01 PM - Frost: I don't mind, to be honest
1:01 PM - Frostbite™: If you don't want to, then no. Besides, I ran out of questions
12:02 PM - Frost: That was scary and all that, but I'm as interested as you.
12:02 PM - Frost: So yeah, so you in a bit.
12:07 PM - Frost: Oh god
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: What now?
12:08 PM - Frost: So the first snake
12:08 PM - Frost: Is like
12:08 PM - Frost: Tan with some brown on it
12:08 PM - Frost: With a brown pattern
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: New snake?
12:08 PM - Frost: Ech
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why snakes?
12:08 PM - Frost: Steam crash
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why not spongebob?
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: 12:08 PM - Frost: Is like
12:08 PM - Frost: Tan with some brown on it
12:08 PM - Frost: With a brown pattern
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: New snake?
12:08 PM - Frost: Ech
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why snakes?
12:08 PM - Frost: Steam crash
1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why not spongebob?
12:09 PM - Frost: Because you had questions
1:09 PM - Frostbite™: Or characters from Eleven?
12:09 PM - Frost: And I was a bit curious
1:09 PM - Frostbite™: Why not a talking petunia plant?
12:09 PM - Frost: Characters from Inazuma Eleven? Dunno
12:10 PM - Frost: So basically what you're saying is that you're not interested and I should have done something different
1:10 PM - Frostbite™: Not saying that
1:10 PM - Frostbite™: I am interested
1:10 PM - Frostbite™: But I'm more interested if it was something completely imaginary
1:10 PM - Frostbite™: Like a portal gun
1:10 PM - Frostbite™: Oooh
12:10 PM - Frost: I'll do that later
12:11 PM - Frost: My question about the snakes is
12:11 PM - Frost: Do I need to get bitten again?
12:12 PM - Frost: Also I think I know this snake
12:12 PM - Frost: I've seen one in Arizona
1:12 PM - Frostbite™: If you want to see what your imaginary blood tastes like
1:12 PM - Frostbite™: And if you can write a message on a piece of paper
1:12 PM - Frostbite™: And then show it to your brother
12:12 PM - Frost: Well, when I got bitten last time
12:13 PM - Frost: My blood kind of dripped onto my bed
12:13 PM - Frost: So it can go on things
12:14 PM - Frost: But sure
12:14 PM - Frost: For "science"
1:14 PM - Frostbite™: Trial and error can be science
12:14 PM - Frost: I'm like 90% sure what's on the ground is a Rattlesnake though
1:14 PM - Frostbite™: You know how you know if it's a rattlesnake?
1:15 PM - Frostbite™: It rattles its tail and it makes a sound
12:15 PM - Frost: The tail
12:15 PM - Frost: Which now that you mentioned it
12:15 PM - Frost: Has been doing
12:15 PM - Frost: So it's a fucking rattlesnake
12:15 PM - Frost: Alright well
1:15 PM - Frostbite™: By the way
12:16 PM - Frost: What
1:16 PM - Frostbite™: It is commonly known that snakes have wings
12:16 PM - Frost: No
12:16 PM - Frost: Snakes don't have wings
1:16 PM - Frostbite™: Yes they do
1:16 PM - Frostbite™: I mean
1:16 PM - Frostbite™: Imagine it, obviously they do
1:16 PM - Frostbite™: How would they get from place to place?
12:16 PM - Frost: Please
12:17 PM - Frost: Don't
1:17 PM - Frostbite™: What? I'm just telling you the absolute undenyable truth
12:17 PM - Frost: Oh god
12:17 PM - Frost: Why
12:18 PM - Frost: No...
1:20 PM - Frostbite™: Can't you see exactly where the wings start? Right where the scales move in a different formation to allow flexibility to flap the wings
12:20 PM - Frost: No no no
12:20 PM - Frost: This can't be happening
12:21 PM - Frost: Oh shit.
1:21 PM - Frostbite™: So describe the snake again please
12:22 PM - Frost: Same deal
12:22 PM - Frost: Tan with a brown pattern
1:22 PM - Frostbite™: There should be wings
12:22 PM - Frost: But it's got bird wings...
1:22 PM - Frostbite™: How quick is it flying?
1:22 PM - Frostbite™: They can reach quite high speeds
12:22 PM - Frost: My brother's come in
12:23 PM - Frost: Oh no
12:23 PM - Frost: Oh FUCK
12:23 PM - Frost: 2 snakes
12:23 PM - Frost: With bird wings
12:23 PM - Frost: But
12:23 PM - Frost: This is impossible
12:23 PM - Frost: They're just flying around
12:24 PM - Frost: This can't be happening!
1:24 PM - Frostbite™: How quickly do they flap their wings?
12:24 PM - Frost: About every second or so
1:24 PM - Frostbite™: Odd
1:24 PM - Frostbite™: It should be faster
12:25 PM - Frost: You keep saying things
12:25 PM - Frost: And they keep happening
12:25 PM - Frost: Stop
1:25 PM - Frostbite™: OH
1:25 PM - Frostbite™: I FORGOT
1:25 PM - Frostbite™: They poop gold coins
12:25 PM - Frost: No
12:25 PM - Frost: Please
1:25 PM - Frostbite™: Now seriously, is that really happening?
12:26 PM - Frost: No, it didn't
1:26 PM - Frostbite™: But the rest?
12:26 PM - Frost: But they have wings
1:26 PM - Frostbite™: As they should
1:26 PM - Frostbite™: You know, they like having their wings pat
12:26 PM - Frost: You said 'it should be faster' and they started flapping faster
1:26 PM - Frostbite™: Try petting them
1:27 PM - Frostbite™: Just approach slowly and from the side
12:27 PM - Frost: I don't want to pet them
1:27 PM - Frostbite™: Don't you want to know what their wings feel like?
1:27 PM - Frostbite™: Btw, which color are the wings?
12:27 PM - Frost: The Rattlesnake's are blue
12:28 PM - Frost: The other snake, which is green, that one's wings are black
12:28 PM - Frost: OH FUCK
1:28 PM - Frostbite™: What now?
12:28 PM - Frost: I just got bitten by the rattlesnake
1:29 PM - Frostbite™: Blood?
12:29 PM - Frost: He just lunged over
12:29 PM - Frost: Yes blood
1:29 PM - Frostbite™: Taste it
1:29 PM - Frostbite™: Should be strawberry
12:30 PM - Frost: Yes, it does taste quite good
12:30 PM - Frost: But I don't want to drink my own blood
1:30 PM - Frostbite™: You know, if you hold your nose while tasting your blood it should taste like chocolate
12:31 PM - Frost: I'm not testing that
1:32 PM - Frostbite™: Ok
1:32 PM - Frostbite™: So you should hear soft purring coming from the snakes by now
12:32 PM - Frost: Well, they were hissing before
12:33 PM - Frost: Now they're purring
12:33 PM - Frost: Jesus christ
