When you LIFT your Girlfriend's Skirt in Theaters...


SUBMITTED BY: ExcellentCockraoch

DATE: Aug. 29, 2020, 8:45 a.m.

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  1. Taking his girlfriend to the cinema, the man’s wig fell off
  2. when they were canoodling in the back row. As he felt
  3. around trying to find it, his hand accidentally went up his
  4. girlfriend’s skirt.
  5. “Oooh…” she moaned, “Go on, go on, that’s it.”
  6. “No, it can’t be,” he said. “I part mine on the right.”

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