**LEGENDS OF MAIDENS***********
READ this ONLY WHEN U HAVE BRAINS
An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico with Native
Americans who told him the Legend of the Maidens.
The tale went this way: "There are beautiful maidens who live in the
cracks and crevices in this valley. If you hear them call, 'Woo Woo,' take
off your clothes quickly and enter the cave. They will show you a
fabulous time!"
Several days later, the headlines in the local newspaper read: "Body of
Naked Auburn Student found in Tunnel, Run Over by Train.”
