1:02 PM - Frost: Alright well
1:02 PM - Frost: I'm going to go into the suggestion trane
1:02 PM - Frost: *trance
1:02 PM - Frost: But I want to lay down 3 rules
1:02 PM - Frost: 1. nothing to do with MLP or anything of that sirt
1:02 PM - Frost: *sort
1:03 PM - Frost: 2. Nothing sexual
2:03 PM - Frostbite™: Number 2 is obvious
1:03 PM - Frost: 3. Isn't really a rule, but is a suggestion
1:03 PM - Frost: Don't make me sleep
1:03 PM - Frost: Because you won't be able to wake me up
2:03 PM - Frostbite™: Why would I do that?
1:03 PM - Frost: Dunno
2:04 PM - Frostbite™: And how could I possibly wake you up with text?
2:04 PM - Frostbite™: brb bathroom
1:04 PM - Frost: Other than that, don't do anything over the top werid
1:04 PM - Frost: *weird
1:04 PM - Frost: Like something pooping gold coins
1:04 PM - Frost: I need to brb as well, my Dad just got home
2:08 PM - Frost is now Online.
1:08 PM - Frost: Alright
1:09 PM - Frost: I'm now in the suggestion trance
2:09 PM - Frostbite™: Welcome back
2:09 PM - Frostbite™: Ok
1:09 PM - Frost: It didn't take long since my brother didn't have to actually do anything
1:09 PM - Frost: For an hour, btw
1:09 PM - Frost: Ends at 2:10
2:09 PM - Frostbite™: I want you to look to your left and see the gun you own, exactly where you left it
2:10 PM - Frostbite™: (Don't worry, no suicide)
1:10 PM - Frost: Yeah, yeah
2:10 PM - Frostbite™: Feel its weight and texture
2:10 PM - Frostbite™: What are they, anyway?
1:10 PM - Frost: I don't know precisely
1:10 PM - Frost: It's heavy, not extensively so, but heavy
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: What kind of gun do you own?
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: A pistol?
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: A shotgun?
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: A minigun?
1:11 PM - Frost: Yes, a pistol
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: Good.
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: Now, since it's a pistol you already know you loaded it last night
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: So no need to load it now
1:11 PM - Frost: Yeah
2:11 PM - Frostbite™: I want you to point it at a window and fire
1:12 PM - Frost: I just did
2:12 PM - Frostbite™: Describe what happened
1:12 PM - Frost: I aimed the gun
1:12 PM - Frost: Shot at the window
1:12 PM - Frost: The window is divided into 6 segments
1:12 PM - Frost: 2 small segments at the top
1:13 PM - Frost: 2 long ones in the middle
1:13 PM - Frost: And another 2 small ones at the bottom
1:13 PM - Frost: I shot the left long part
1:13 PM - Frost: It broke, and the glass fell on the ground
1:13 PM - Frost: Recoil hurt my hand a bit
2:13 PM - Frostbite™: How's the noise?
1:13 PM - Frost: And the casing landed next to me
1:14 PM - Frost: The noise was loud, but not extrenely so.
2:14 PM - Frostbite™: Try swallowing the case
1:14 PM - Frost: I have to go to lunch.
1:14 PM - Frost: Anything to say before I do?
2:14 PM - Frostbite™: Don't forget that everything should taste like chocolate to you
2:25 PM - Frost is now Online.
1:25 PM - Frost: My brother extended it to 2 hours
1:25 PM - Frost: So it ends at 4:10 your time
1:26 PM - Frost: You here?
2:26 PM - Frostbite™: Yup
2:26 PM - Frostbite™: I'm right here
2:26 PM - Frostbite™: In front of you
2:26 PM - Frostbite™: Look, I'm waving
1:26 PM - Frost: Yes
2:27 PM - Frostbite™: Shoot me
1:27 PM - Frost: I did
2:27 PM - Frostbite™: Excellent
2:27 PM - Frostbite™: Now a beagel will emerge from my stomach Alien-style
1:28 PM - Frost: Egh..
1:28 PM - Frost: That's disgusting
2:28 PM - Frostbite™: Isn't that a cute blood-covered beagel?
1:28 PM - Frost: Yeah, it is
1:29 PM - Frost: Let me take a drink here
1:29 PM - Frost: Just a sec
2:29 PM - Frostbite™: Tell me when you're back
1:29 PM - Frost: Back
2:30 PM - Frostbite™: So what color was the drink?
1:30 PM - Frost: White
1:30 PM - Frost: Clear, rather
2:30 PM - Frostbite™: Oooh boy
2:30 PM - Frostbite™: That drink gave you x-ray vision!
2:30 PM - Frostbite™: It will take into effect in the next minute or so
1:31 PM - Frost: Ok
1:31 PM - Frost: What are the boundaries for the xray vision?
2:31 PM - Frostbite™: You should slowly see what you see fade out and instead have xray vision fade in
1:31 PM - Frost: Or will I be able to see through everything?
1:31 PM - Frost: Oh god
1:31 PM - Frost: I can't see
2:32 PM - Frostbite™: The boundries are about 10 meter radius
1:32 PM - Frost: Right, ok
1:32 PM - Frost: Man
2:32 PM - Frostbite™: Beyond 10 meters you see everything normally
1:32 PM - Frost: This is cool
2:32 PM - Frostbite™: Do you have a container of sorts?
1:32 PM - Frost: Yes
2:32 PM - Frostbite™: A drawer, a chest, a closet?
2:32 PM - Frostbite™: What do you see?
1:33 PM - Frost: I'm looking at my dresser right now
1:33 PM - Frost: I can see my clothes inside
2:33 PM - Frostbite™: Open the dresser and see if it's the same
1:33 PM - Frost: Ok
2:34 PM - Frostbite™: Same position?
1:34 PM - Frost: It is the same
1:34 PM - Frost: Yes
2:34 PM - Frostbite™: Cool
1:34 PM - Frost: I don't really like X-ray vision that much
2:34 PM - Frostbite™: No?
2:35 PM - Frostbite™: Well that's ok, it should fade around 5 minutes after drinking the clear liquid
2:35 PM - Frostbite™: With normal vision returning
2:35 PM - Frostbite™: Oh by the way, your left hand is on fire
2:35 PM - Frostbite™: CALM DOWN
2:35 PM - Frostbite™: It doesn;t hurt you
2:35 PM - Frostbite™: *doesn't
1:35 PM - Frost: Ah
2:36 PM - Frostbite™: In fact, you seem to be able to manipulate it
2:36 PM - Frostbite™: Flex your fingers
1:36 PM - Frost: I did
2:36 PM - Frostbite™: You know how Heavy's taunt goes?
2:36 PM - Frostbite™: With his hand?
1:36 PM - Frost: Yeah
2:37 PM - Frostbite™: Well, when you POW your way, a stream of fire is sent from your hand to whatever you pointed at. The fire does not harm, but provides light
2:37 PM - Frostbite™: Nor does it smoke
2:37 PM - Frostbite™: But instead it smells of garlic
1:38 PM - Frost: Hm
1:38 PM - Frost: Alright
1:38 PM - Frost: I've just finished some tic tacs
1:38 PM - Frost: They still taste like chocolate ._.
2:41 PM - Frostbite™: Whenever you clap, marbles exit your mouth
2:41 PM - Frostbite™: At supersonic speeds
2:42 PM - Frostbite™: You are known as the marble sniper
2:42 PM - Frostbite™: Capable of long range sniping hte world hasn't seen before
2:42 PM - Frostbite™: *the
2:42 PM - Frostbite™: Try it out!
1:42 PM - Frost: I'm not reading that
2:42 PM - Frostbite™: Fine
1:42 PM - Frost: I refuse to do that
2:43 PM - Frostbite™: So how about those feet of yours? Don't they look blue?
1:43 PM - Frost: Yeah, I guess
1:43 PM - Frost: They look blue to me
2:43 PM - Frostbite™: That's because they are made of jello! Try poking them
1:44 PM - Frost: Feels weird
1:44 PM - Frost: It's getting quite hard to move them as well
2:44 PM - Frostbite™: Clap once and your legs will return to normal
1:44 PM - Frost: Ah
2:44 PM - Frostbite™: So how big is your room?
1:45 PM - Frost: Very small
2:45 PM - Frostbite™: Correction: Very large. Your room seems to be going on for miles
1:45 PM - Frost: Awesome
2:46 PM - Frostbite™: To your right you see a swimming pool about 10 meters away from you
1:46 PM - Frost: Yeah
2:46 PM - Frostbite™: Try dipping a finger
1:46 PM - Frost: It's cold
1:46 PM - Frost: Reallyncold
1:47 PM - Frost: *Really cold
2:47 PM - Frostbite™: You walked from your previous place all the way to the pool?
1:47 PM - Frost: I ran, yeah
2:47 PM - Frostbite™: Through the previously-existing wall?
1:47 PM - Frost: The wall is miles away
2:48 PM - Frostbite™: Suddenly, a great white shark jumps out of the water near you! But don't worry, it's a vegetarian
1:49 PM - Frost: Damn
1:49 PM - Frost: That scared me
2:49 PM - Frostbite™: How? You read it, you knew it was coming
1:49 PM - Frost: I read it, and then it happened
1:50 PM - Frost: You'd be scared if a shark jumped at you too
2:50 PM - Frostbite™: What are you talking about? It's a beautiful mermaid on a rock at sea
2:51 PM - Frostbite™: Wave to her
1:51 PM - Frost: I did
2:52 PM - Frostbite™: She has an incredible sense of humor. Ask her to tell you a joke, it should make you laugh harder than you ever laughed before. She's that good.
1:52 PM - Frost: Alright
1:53 PM - Frost: Geez man
1:53 PM - Frost: xD
2:53 PM - Frostbite™: What was the joke?
1:53 PM - Frost: I can't breathe
1:54 PM - Frost: I can't remember what the joke was, but man
1:54 PM - Frost: Whatever it was, it was gold
2:55 PM - Frostbite™: What are you talking about? Sure you do, you're starting to remember it right now. You might laugh again, but a tiny bit less. You'll be able to breathe this time. You want to tell me the joke, don't you?
1:55 PM - Frost: Yes.
1:56 PM - Frost: It's coming back to me now.
2:57 PM - Frost is now Online.
2:58 PM - Frostbite™: So what was the joke?
1:58 PM - Frost: I'm sorry
1:58 PM - Frost: But I really don't know what she said
1:58 PM - Frost: Whatever she said, it made me laugh
1:58 PM - Frost: But I really don't know
2:59 PM - Frostbite™: Give her the phone when she gets near enough, don't worry about water damage. She'll type it in
1:59 PM - Frost: I went near
1:59 PM - Frost: But she keeps getting further away
3:00 PM - Frostbite™: Odd, she should be on her way to you
2:00 PM - Frost: She's started to come back
3:01 PM - Frost is now Online.
2:01 PM - Frost: I've just asked her to tell me
2:01 PM - Frost: Again
2:01 PM - Frost: She asked me
2:01 PM - Frost: "I wonder if clouds ever look down in you
2:01 PM - Frost: *on you
2:01 PM - Frost: And think
2:02 PM - Frost: Hey, that one looks like a moron"
3:03 PM - Frostbite™: Serious question: Want this to continue at this silly pace or do you want to take this to a different place?
2:03 PM - Frost: I'm bored of this beach
2:03 PM - Frost: I want to go somewhere else
3:03 PM - Frostbite™: I'm talking about the subjects
3:03 PM - Frostbite™: Do you want to delve deeper into your mind?
3:04 PM - Frostbite™: Or just mess around?
2:04 PM - Frost: I don't know
2:04 PM - Frost: Whatever you waht to do
2:04 PM - Frost: *want
3:04 PM - Frostbite™: I'll ask you this again when you're out of it
3:05 PM - Frostbite™: So anyway, if you look up you should notice that you're wearing a spacesuit and are in fact on the moon
3:06 PM - Frostbite™: The gravity is 1m/s^2 as opposed to Earth's 10m/s^2
2:06 PM - Frost: So lighter
2:06 PM - Frost: That's cool
3:06 PM - Frostbite™: Still got that gun of yours in your holster?
2:06 PM - Frost: I do now, yes
3:07 PM - Frostbite™: Jump and shoot it downwards
2:07 PM - Frost: Have done
3:07 PM - Frostbite™: What happened?
2:07 PM - Frost: I'm still in the air
3:07 PM - Frostbite™: Have fun
2:08 PM - Frost: I'm just alone
3:09 PM - Frostbite™: No you're not, you see a zergling on the ground, near where you are slowly descending to
2:09 PM - Frost: E
2:09 PM - Frost: Eh?
3:10 PM - Frostbite™: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/185/0/1/zergling_by_Nik_Ants.jpg
3:10 PM - Frostbite™: It won't bite
3:10 PM - Frostbite™: And is, in fact, quite friendly
3:11 PM - Frost is now Online.
2:11 PM - Frost: What a horrible looking thing
3:12 PM - Frostbite™: If you ride on its back it will take you to Inazuma Eleven's soccer field, where you see the two best teams play in the finals for pan-universe championships
2:13 PM - Frost: Oh damn
2:13 PM - Frost: Now, this is one sport I'd watch if it was on TV
3:13 PM - Frostbite™: You're going to watch it live
2:13 PM - Frost: Great
3:14 PM - Frostbite™: You won't be injured
3:14 PM - Frostbite™: But you will grow a tail. Good thing your pants have a tail hole
2:15 PM - Frost: I'm going to take this as an oppurtunity to ask a question
2:15 PM - Frost: Earlier you offered to 'delve deeper' into my mind
2:15 PM - Frost: At this point I'll take up your offer on that
3:16 PM - Frostbite™: You blink and find yourself in a white room with your normal clothes and self
2:16 PM - Frost: Yeah
3:16 PM - Frostbite™: You see him
2:16 PM - Frost: Who's 'him'?
3:16 PM - Frostbite™: You
2:17 PM - Frost: Oh.
2:17 PM - Frost: Right
3:17 PM - Frostbite™: He didn't notice you yet
3:17 PM - Frostbite™: Would you like to continue?
2:17 PM - Frost: Yes
3:18 PM - Frostbite™: Go on, have a chat with him. Tell me what happened after you're done. Remember, you cannot injure each other, but you can go into your own private room behind you, a place where he can't go in.
2:18 PM - Frost: Ok
2:20 PM - Frost: Alright
2:21 PM - Frost: Well, when I first walked up to him
2:21 PM - Frost: We had a small disagreement over who was the real me
2:21 PM - Frost: Then he told me how much he hates Switzerland
2:22 PM - Frost: How much he never appears to be sad
2:22 PM - Frost: How he always has to put on an appearance to block the fact that he never enjoys anything
2:22 PM - Frost: Which is
2:22 PM - Frost: Actually comparable to myself
2:23 PM - Frost: That was really surreal...
3:23 PM - Frostbite™: Welcome to hypnosis, leave common sense at the door
2:23 PM - Frost: Yeah
3:24 PM - Frostbite™: If there is anything you want to ask him, you can. He will be completely honest.
3:25 PM - Frost is now Online.
2:26 PM - Frost: Wow
2:26 PM - Frost: This is cool
2:26 PM - Frost: It's like talking to my sub conscious
3:27 PM - Frostbite™: That's what I meant in delving deeper"
3:27 PM - Frostbite™: "
2:27 PM - Frost: I asked him
2:27 PM - Frost: What he wants to do when he grows up
2:28 PM - Frost: He said he wants to open an auto repair garage with his best friend
2:28 PM - Frost: He also said
2:28 PM - Frost: As long as he can do something with cars
2:28 PM - Frost: He'd be happy
3:28 PM - Frostbite™: Woah.
2:28 PM - Frost: Which is true.
3:29 PM - Frostbite™: Is that what you want to do?
2:29 PM - Frost: If I think about it
2:29 PM - Frost: It fits my job criteria
2:29 PM - Frost: If you can do something in life that you love and you're good at
2:29 PM - Frost: You'll be happy
2:29 PM - Frost: So yes
2:30 PM - Frost: I suppose it is true
3:30 PM - Frostbite™: Glad I could help?
2:30 PM - Frost: You still have the ability to tell me what to see and feel for the next 40 minutes or so
3:31 PM - Frostbite™: I always have the ability to tell you what to see and feel
3:31 PM - Frostbite™: You don't always go along with it
2:31 PM - Frost: I didn't realize
3:31 PM - Frostbite™: Keyword: tell
3:32 PM - Frostbite™: Which reminds me, everything around you is complete and total darkness except for the phone.
2:32 PM - Frost: Oh god
3:33 PM - Frostbite™: In the next 10 seconds you can stutter/move, and then you'll hear the sound of entering a server in gmod and suddenly you're in a flat space with mostly green grass except for a square white floor, on which you're standing
3:34 PM - Frostbite™: You find an iPad on the ground with gmod menus, and can summon whatever you want
3:34 PM - Frostbite™: You are invincible
2:34 PM - Frost: Yeah, ok
3:34 PM - Frostbite™: Anyway I gotta go in a minute
3:35 PM - Frostbite™: Wanna stay in gmod or be transported back to your room?
2:35 PM - Frost: Don't leave me stuck in Gmod
2:35 PM - Frost: I'd like to go back to my room
3:35 PM - Frostbite™: Jump, and when you do you will land in your room just like it was before
3:35 PM - Frostbite™: Except that the walls are now see-through
3:35 PM - Frostbite™: Bye!
2:36 PM - Frost: No
3:36 PM - Frostbite™: Fine, it's back to normal
3:36 PM - Frostbite™: Nothing tastes like chocolate
3:36 PM - Frostbite™: Your legs are not jelly
3:36 PM - Frostbite™: Bye
2:36 PM - Frost: Bye
3:37 PM - Frost is now Away.
4:05 PM - Frostbite™: Back
4:13 PM - Frostbite™: Btw, something that could fuck your mind a bit (Caution: Do not read while in trance, side effects might include bad things): http://www.reddit.com/r/Tulpas/comments/1n9z9y/how_do_you_feel_about_romantic_relationships_with/
5:01 PM - Frost is now Online.
4:01 PM - Frost: I'm out of trance actually
4:01 PM - Frost: That was one of the weirdest things I've ever done in my life
4:02 PM - Frost: If not the weirdest
5:02 PM - Frostbite™: I'm weird like that
5:02 PM - Frost is now Away.
5:02 PM - Frostbite™: At least did you have a nice time?
5:02 PM - Frost is now Online.
4:03 PM - Frost: I suppose
5:03 PM - Frostbite™: If we ever do this again, do you have any comments?
4:03 PM - Frost: Not really, no
4:04 PM - Frost: I always have the ability to tell you what to see and feel
4:05 PM - Frost: You said that
4:05 PM - Frost: Not quite sure what to make of that, actually
5:05 PM - Frostbite™: You forgot the next sentence
4:05 PM - Frost: You don't always go along with it
5:05 PM - Frostbite™: Yup
5:05 PM - Frostbite™: Because there's a special keyword: "Tell"
5:06 PM - Frostbite™: I can tell you to jump off a cliff, but you won't do that
5:06 PM - Frostbite™: It was mostly a joke
5:06 PM - Frostbite™: Not a suggestion
4:06 PM - Frost: Hm
4:06 PM - Frost: I will say
5:06 PM - Frostbite™: I am not trying to control your every move
4:06 PM - Frost: This morning when the snake thing was going on
4:06 PM - Frost: That was even more strange
4:07 PM - Frost: Because then, I guess
5:07 PM - Frostbite™: Winged snakes, you mean?
4:07 PM - Frost: I wasn't actually following what you were saying like I was in the trance
4:07 PM - Frost: You would say things
4:07 PM - Frost: And then they would just happen
5:08 PM - Frostbite™: Well, for the wings I was trying to do that
5:08 PM - Frostbite™: Wanted to see if it would work
5:08 PM - Frostbite™: And it did!
4:08 PM - Frost: Yes, the winged snakes
5:08 PM - Frostbite™: You were in no danger since they were imaginary
4:09 PM - Frost: Yeah
5:11 PM - Frost is now Online.
4:11 PM - Frost: It was as if
4:11 PM - Frost: I didn't believe you, but things would happen
5:12 PM - Frostbite™: Ok, that's a bit creepy
4:12 PM - Frost: Yeah, I know
