A MAN had an Ass, and a Maltese Lapdog, a very great beauty. The Ass
was left in a stable and had plenty of oats and hay to eat, just as any
other Ass would. The Lapdog knew many tricks and was a great favorite with
his master, who often fondled him and seldom went out to dine without
bringing him home some tidbit to eat. The Ass, on the contrary, had much
work to do in grinding the corn-mill and in carrying wood from the forest
or burdens from the farm. He often lamented his own hard fate and
contrasted it with the luxury and idleness of the Lapdog, till at last one
day he broke his cords and halter, and galloped into his master's house,
kicking up his heels without measure, and frisking and fawning as well as
he could. He next tried to jump about his master as he had seen the Lapdog
do, but he broke the table and smashed all the dishes upon it to atoms. He
then attempted to lick his master, and jumped upon his back. The servants,
hearing the strange hubbub and perceiving the danger of their master,
quickly relieved him, and drove out the Ass to his stable with kicks and
clubs and cuffs. The Ass, as he returned to his stall beaten nearly to
death, thus lamented: "I have brought it all on myself! Why could I not
have been contented to labor with my companions, and not wish to be idle
all the day like that useless little Lapdog!"