Comedy Lines

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  1. ********Comedy Lines*******
  3. What did the deer say when she came out of the woods? I’ll never do that for two bucks again.
  5. How does a woman hold her liquor? By the ears.
  7. A girl asks for a Barbie and GI Joe doll set.
  8. Mom: “But Barbie comes with Ken.”
  9. Girl: “Nah, Barbie FAKES it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe.”
  11. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gahk!!!
  13. Why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today.
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