Kids

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DATE: March 6, 2016, 2:13 p.m.

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  1. Parents always make ridiculous predictions about their kids.
  3. The day my little girl was born, a friend of mine called me.
  5. His little boy was born the day before, and he said, "Who knows? Maybe they will end up getting married."
  7. I said, "Are you nuts!? My little girl is just one day old! Your son is 2 days old!"
  9. "So?" he asked.
  11. "Well, she is certainly not going to marry someone twice her age!" I replied.
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