Kill Me Now


SUBMITTED BY: waltpegs

DATE: Oct. 7, 2016, 3:48 p.m.

UPDATED: Oct. 7, 2016, 4:19 p.m.

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  1. So my wife tried to set my friend up with her friend. She said it is a match made in heaven. She arranged a time when all four of us would be there and my friend pitched up and left almost immediately. He was nice about it saying that he had a previous engagement, but my wife has not forgiven him. She said that she had already picked out her dress for the wedding. However judging by what my wife and I went through with fix-ups, why would she want to put anyone else through that? She keeps saying, “We will match them together and let fate take over.” Ok, who is Fate and is she pretty? Maybe I should introduce Johnny to Fate? Or maybe Hope? Or maybe Charity? My wife keeps telling me that her friend is a “good girl”. What does that really mean? Kill me now!
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