Your dayli Kokes


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DATE: Aug. 15, 2014, 8:56 a.m.

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  1. * * * Your daily Jokes 08/15 * * *
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  3. The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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  5. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
  6. A: The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!
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  9. Every 3 hours you have the chance to win:
  10. 50000, 5000, 600, 500, 400, 300, 200 satoshi
  11. http://lotofbitcoins.com//?reff=19313
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  13. Mike is trying to set up a new password for his computer. He chooses, "Mypenis,"
  14. Screen says: "Error. Not long enough."
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  16. More Jokes tomorrow... Have a good laugh!

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