Flash back on this....!!πππ€£π€£π€£π
1..Some guys are mad oππ
How can you use Jamb computerπ₯to book betnaija??πππ
2..Person will lost phone and be lying that "no be the phone dey worry me self,
na my contacts" Ur left nyash
πππππππur head dey pain u
3..Deep down I want to touch an electric fence to see if it's workingπ..but sometimes I forgive myself..
4.. I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was the dog that was chasing me ππ
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5..Anytime I see slim girl with big head, I remember my standing fan at home*π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€‘
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6..My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.πFamily
7..Things that confuses me
I've never seen a mad Hausa man before... Abi Dem no dey mad?
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8.. my brother the worst news you can give to any Nigerian on his/her way home "" bros our transformer don blow oooππ€£
9..Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chase the landlord out of his houseπ
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10..Another form of maturity is when you control tears when food does not reach you in an occasion
If you've experienced this raise up your hand, we have meeting.
11..nothing someone will not see in nigeria ,That is how I saw one 80years old woman praying,* Oh Lord I shall not die prematurelyππ
12..here is nothing more annoying than a child from the next compound playing with *up NEPA* π when your phone battery is 1%ππππ
13..::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::corrupted.....
14.pastor' said if your Bible and phone is falling down and u can only save one, which one will you save, ,, l laughed and said the Word of God cannot be broken ππ, my phone screen is 40kππ
Wat number killed it