It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
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My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
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Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
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Part 2.:soon will paste here link
