Deer


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DATE: June 16, 2017, 8:20 a.m.

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  1. Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
  2. Man: "Yes!"
  3. Reporter: "Name?"
  4. Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
  5. Reporter: "Sex?"
  6. Man: "Three to five times a week."
  7. Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
  8. Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
  9. Reporter: "Holy cow!"
  10. Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
  11. Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
  12. Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
  13. Reporter: "Oh dear!"
  14. Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch

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