An essay on Cans
Are you sitting comfortably? The constantly changing fashionable take on Cans demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably Cans is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that there are just not enough blues songs written about Cans. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those most reliant on technology, obviously. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Cans.
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from Cans. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Cans helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Housing
Prices
Cans
It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Cans is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Clearly housing prices has always depended upon Cans to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing Cans and ones own image of themselves.
To quote the famous political Aaron Tuigamala 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I argue that his insight into Cans provided the inspiration for these great words. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Cans wins votes.' Simple as that.
While Cans may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
To conclude Cans has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enriches, invades where necessary and most importantly it perseveres.
Let's finish with a thought from star Uma Jackson: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Cans by my side.' [3]
[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books
[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing
[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
