Ladies Secret Language

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  1. KNOW THIS TO SURVIVE EVERY NIGHT
  2. ********WOMEN's SECRET LANGUAGE******
  3. "WHAT WOMEN SAY" = WHAT THEY EXACTLY MEAN
  4. “Yes" = No
  5. "No" = Yes
  6. "Maybe" = No
  7. "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
  8. "We need" = I want
  9. "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by
  10. now
  11. "Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to
  12. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
  13. "We need to talk" = I need to complain
  14. "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
  16. ..Part 2 Coming up SOON
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