5 More family/office friendly jokes


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DATE: Nov. 8, 2021, 10:06 p.m.

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  1. Why are green beans the most Zen of all vegetables?
  2. Because they’ve found their inner peas.
  3. What do you call a fish without eyes?
  4. Fsh.
  5. What do you call an alligator detective?
  6. An investi-gator.
  7. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
  8. Because it’s pointless.
  9. What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
  10. One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

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