Cousin

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DATE: Jan. 15, 2016, 1:28 a.m.

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  1. My mate approached me at the pub.
  3. "Bloody hell Dave," he said, "You will not believe what I have found out."
  5. "What is it?" I asked.
  7. "That blonde cousin of yours," he paused, "She is a £500 per night escort."
  9. "I cannot believe this!" I exclaimed, "She has charged me a grand."
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