Jokes

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DATE: Jan. 29, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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  1. Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
  3. At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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  7. What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
  9. I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
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  13. I used to breed chickens. Then I realised they can handle it themselves.
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