Hilarious Corny Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh


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DATE: March 27, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
  2. A brick.
  3. 24. What do sprinters eat before they race?
  4. Nothing. They fast.
  5. 25. What has more lives than a cat?
  6. A frog, because it croaks every day.
  7. 26. Why was the fish’s grades bad?
  8. They were below sea level.
  9. 27. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
  10. 1forrest1.
  11. 28. What do you call a fish without an eye?
  12. Fsh.
  13. 29. Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?
  14. Because it's pointless.
  15. 30. What do you call a pig that practices karate?
  16. A pork chop.

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