Mumuni entered a mosque carrying a brand
new cutlass and asked: "who is a Muslim
here?"
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave
yard.
Mumuni asked again "how can a full mosque
have no Muslim?".
No one replied.
Mumuni then grabbed the nearby young man
and went out with him and told him "son come
help me kill my goat because i don't know how to
do it".
After the young man had killed the goat, he
told Mumuni that he didn't know how to skin it
and that Mumuni should go back to the
mosque and get someone else to help him do
that.
Mumuni returned to the mosque with the
cutlass dripping with blood.
When the IMAM saw the same man again in the
mosque with blood dripping from his cutlass,
he immediately shouted
"MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PRAISE THE
LORD OOOOO!"
The whole mosque responded:
"Hallelujah!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
